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Such a facinating experience this day.
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2018-09-19 at 8:10 PM UTCI ate taco bell yesterday
this morning I had to poo for colon cancer testing (yearly thing) and I poops lots
then I took a shower but had a second wave of intense poop
then I was near a beach and had to use one of those beach bathrooms which I would normally never shit in but did so.
then I was driving and had a massive wave attack and found a Jack-in-the-box. Frighten I would find a bathroom full of shit smeared everywhere (like I have many times at Jack in the Box) I was surprized an Oakland Jack in the Box had the cleanest bathroom I ever seen. fancy. and clean. I had a nice poo
then I had a wave of poopingness and was near the college of berkeley (or Cal) and I found an outhouse Honey-Doo portapotty but said "Bunk that shit" and came home. to take a nice healthy wet poop'ns
that's like 5 Caca's just before 1pm.
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Taco Bell is fucked up. all I ate was a Spicey Tostada (1 dollar menu) and a taco.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-19 at 8:14 PM UTC
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2018-09-19 at 8:16 PM UTCsup Bill Krozby why did tk1 let you use his account?
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2018-09-19 at 8:20 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson And then put shit hand prints all over the walls….didn't you.
No. But I was talking about something like this with my girlfriend. telling her at a beach bathroom in San Francisco someone smeared shit all over the tile wall and toilet seat. I never seen so much shit in my life. like that movie Dumb and Dumberer (or the one where they cast the teens to play the parts of Jeff Daniels and Jim Carey-- I think that was the film) -
2018-09-19 at 8:22 PM UTCIt's perplexing to me the mentality of those that do the shit hand prints...seriously who thinks to themselves..."I know what I'll do...."
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2018-09-19 at 8:23 PM UTCIf No one wanted the story to tell. It would just be a nuisance.
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2018-09-19 at 8:29 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's perplexing to me the mentality of those that do the shit hand prints…seriously who thinks to themselves…"I know what I'll do…."
It's a daring thing to do. to know the reaction is priceless. to know it's your work.. like some form of artwork. to know there is a bit of risk at doing it?
I have no fucking clue why someone would just do this. but I have a feeling it's not spontaneous. unless they're really fucking high.
I would probably laugh myself if it wasn't for my fear that just breathing it might cause hepetitus plus the stench of the thing is difficult to describe. -
2018-09-19 at 10:26 PM UTCWait.......
Are you saying you drank that bowel evacuating shit they use for colonoscopies? Golytely I think it is.
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2018-09-19 at 10:29 PM UTC
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2018-09-19 at 10:31 PM UTCAre you confused by your own post?
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2018-09-19 at 10:32 PM UTCYes. Unfortunately.
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2018-09-20 at 12:44 AM UTC
Originally posted by Technologist Wait…….
Are you saying you drank that bowel evacuating shit they use for colonoscopies? Golytely I think it is.
That’s an ass blowin time💩
I do feel like that is what it is.
I had that. a milk gallon size bottle. but I hear its now the size of a quart. but you would sit for 2 hours on the toilet. have about 30 minutes of relief and another hour or two back on the toilet. feeling completely drain of all nutriance.
you're allowed to eat clear jello. like lime or lemon or something. but not red.
Next time I would bring my tablet and watch netflix because you don't know when it will stop
