2018-09-19 at 5:22 AM UTC
Fat people are hideous, lazy, unhealthy, and a burden on taxpayers. Body positivity / acceptance is bullshit. The answer to this lard epidemic? Fat shaming, baby. It's for their own good.
That said, what is the best / most effective method of fat shaming? Obviously blatant insults and demeaning nicknames are effective, but they can easily draw too much scorn from the public and cause reputational issues. So, what say you, niggas? How can you discreetly fat shame landwhales into losing weight, or at least feel some guilt about stuffing their faces with carbs every night?
Personally, I like to give cold stares and drop sublte hints. Example: *passing an elephant in the store* "Oops, hi. Sorry. Hey, Tommy, come here. Don't want you to get squished."
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2018-09-19 at 5:34 AM UTC
I think a good start would be to make a website, maybe YouTube videos, a vlog, social media accounts, etc. Youre gonna want a following of around a billion people at least, and then once you get them on board you guys can start doing the individual fat shaming in your respective locations. I think that's a good start. You're not gonna fat shame millions of people by yourself.
2018-09-19 at 5:38 AM UTC
with scientifique sounding facts.
2018-09-19 at 5:40 AM UTC
Yeah, yeah. The point of this thread is to discuss practical ways to build fat shaming into your everyday life. For instance, you spot a fatty walking towards you. You can't call out, "Hey you FAT FUCK, lose some weight!"
So, what do you do???
2018-09-19 at 5:51 AM UTC
Just fucking grimace at them and dry heave a bunch.
2018-09-19 at 5:55 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
when people get to a certain size, I have a hard time actually recognising them as human
I think it's to do with the bizarre neck/head shape and height/width ratio
2018-09-19 at 5:57 AM UTC
*spots lard bucket*
ME: *sad face* Ohh.
LARD BUCKET: What's wrong?
ME: It's...it's just I feel sorry for the Mexicans and all. Given the circumstances.
LARD BUCKET: Oh, yeah. Fucking Trump.
ME: Just...how can people be so selfish and callous? They can't afford any more disasters.
LARD BUCKET: I know, right? Fucking GOP.
ME: Yeah. I mean, they've already had 3 earthquakes this year alone. If we don't address the obesity epidemic soon, who knows what will happen.
2018-09-19 at 12:59 PM UTC
Fat people tend to cough a lot, and have always grossed me out to some degree. By fat, I mean you got that flabby flabby loose fat all over you. I avoided most fat kids because they were fat in grade school.
I know not of all of them can help it (I think?).
But I think most of them have that crackhead gene that tells them they need to FEEL good ALL the time, and food is their doc.
It is good to be thin.
2018-09-19 at 1:06 PM UTC
Shudup you'al! It's not my fault, I tell you!!
2018-09-19 at 2:04 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
Well the first step, i think, is to get rid of the "health at every size" movement which normalizes obesity. Not just normalizes but encourages it as well. Ppl dont even try anymore not only to lose weight but dont even actively try to stop gaining.
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2018-09-19 at 2:08 PM UTC
You know they can’t wipe their ass properly...
They all have that sour smell to them also...
Fatties be fattin
2018-09-19 at 2:11 PM UTC
Peeps do like me a little bit more on the "plumper" side.
j/s
2018-09-19 at 2:42 PM UTC
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2018-09-19 at 2:43 PM UTC
Fat gingers are the worst...
2018-09-19 at 2:50 PM UTC
Where's that won't burn in a fire option? I wanna give you one.
2018-09-19 at 4:36 PM UTC
i once saw a man so obese that his XXXXL t-shirt was too small and you could see his fat gut spilling from under it. while that fatass was talking to a clerk beside me there was an older man standing there, straight out of the 30s, tall, slender, about 70yo, complete with a slick jacket and everything, GILF by his side. his remark was pretty accurate and to the point, so much so that i decided to lose weight myself.
"that is repulsive"
and off he went.
