Karen, I could be your vegetable prize.

1. 2018-09-18 at 8:33 PM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   Bed sores, sponge baths, and catheters are the destination of the vehicle of my love, and you have won them all. You will never be free of me, not even if you put a pillow over my face. I will cling to you even from death, like rotting produce.
2. 2018-09-18 at 8:37 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   True love.
3. 2018-09-18 at 8:41 PM UTC

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   Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
   do you have any cashmere?
4. 2018-09-18 at 9:01 PM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]

   Originally posted by tee hee hee True love.

   
   Thank you. I've always secretly understood that the end of my life would be a burden thrust upon someone I care about. Now I know who that someone is, and that's real power.
   
   

   Originally posted by Rizzo in a box do you have any cashmere?

   
   I don't have very many fabrics compared to other people like me, and I'm fairly certain that cashmere is one more that I'm lacking.
5. 2018-09-18 at 10:02 PM UTC

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   Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

   Originally posted by Zanick Thank you. I've always secretly understood that the end of my life would be a burden thrust upon someone I care about. Now I know who that someone is, and that's real power.
   
   
   
   I don't have very many fabrics compared to other people like me, and I'm fairly certain that cashmere is one more that I'm lacking.

   
   cashmere is the only fabric you need. sure, it's expensive, but you are a person of taste, class, and most importantly, comfort. Can you even believe jackasses spend thousands of dollars on shitty clothes with SUPREME printed on it when they could have been swimming in cashmere everyday? fuck this. fuck that. give me some fucking cashmere
6. 2018-09-18 at 10:16 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Play mario kret w me
7. 2018-09-19 at 1:31 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   mario krakkk
8. 2018-09-19 at 1:49 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Zanny your love for Karen is one of my favorite things about this place. I still watch the storms.
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   • Zanick
9. 2018-09-19 at 1:59 AM UTC

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   Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
   seriously guys cashmere is the fucking shit. take your girl out and buy her some yarn
10. 2018-09-19 at 2:05 AM UTC

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    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Karen, where are you? Can you not see that true love awaits? Zanick calls to you from his storming port, he sobs like thunder rings through the night. You are his one, his only, his forever.
    
    You must return to him, Karen. He is not whole without you.
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    • Zanick
11. 2018-09-19 at 2:06 AM UTC

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    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    love is gay, cashmere is real shit.
12. 2018-09-19 at 2:52 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -mal- Zanny your love for Karen is one of my favorite things about this place. I still watch the storms.

    
    You're a bigger airhead bimbo than HTS.
    
    Her can't make a decision
13. 2018-09-19 at 3:09 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    If you talk to that dumb bitch tell her to stop sending me crusty asshole pics. I said I wanted a couple, not a couple fucking HUNDRED. bloody fookin 'ell m8.
14. 2018-09-21 at 6:33 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by DietPiano You're a bigger airhead bimbo than HTS.
    
    Her can't make a decision

    
    Thanks? I don’t get the her can’t make a decision part...
15. 2018-09-21 at 6:54 PM UTC

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    itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]

    Originally posted by Zanick Bed sores, sponge baths, and catheters are the destination of the vehicle of my love, and you have won them all. You will never be free of me, not even if you put a pillow over my face. I will cling to you even from death, like rotting produce.

    
    LOL the type of love ALL women yearn for, especially those named Karen.
16. 2018-09-21 at 8:57 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Zanick Thank you. I've always secretly understood that the end of my life would be a burden thrust upon someone I care about.

    
    You're never a burden to someone who loves you.
17. 2018-10-08 at 7:08 PM UTC

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    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You're never a burden to someone who loves you.

    
    im a real nigger, im a burden to everyone that hates me