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The Essence of Life

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    Vyvanse water has proved to be fool's gold, as it possesses true appearance but false constitution.

    Gabapentin, as it is called in this day, is the true source of hidden life essence.


    Excerpts from from the Pentin Tome-

    Glory be to the Pentin, and the Pentoids most high!

    The Goddesses were with congeality, and they found exaltation.

    Fay-Tay-Lay layed atop and broke her sister Delana's fabled Capsular Sepulchur atop Amyl Mountain. Delana was enraged and connipted Fay-Tay-Lay.

    Fay-Tay-Lay was so struck with destructive disposition that she spent 73 days in the Outer Rings working on a new source of life essence.

    At this same exact time in the Divine Area, Delana's Sepulchur left her hands, and vanished. It left a small mound of powder in her right hand where the Sepulchur had been.

    Delana tasted the powder and called the effects Penteuma, "5th life". This was the first taking.

    Delana searched for her Sepulchur for twelve weeks before she spotted the Geyser. Upon approach she found her Sister resting under the Geyser's shade. Delana approached her sister, and was astonished to learn that her sister held the Sepulchur. Fay-Tay-Lay asked forgivness from her elder sister, and Delana forgave her.

    Fay-Tay-Lay spoke of the powder spewing from the Geyser at the very moment she had created the most sacred Dust at sun's peak of her 73rd day of exile. Delana told her sister that she too, had created a most holy life essence at sun's peak on the 73rd day of her sister's exile, and that it was the same that flowed from the Geyser.

    Delana and Fay-Tay-Lay then agreed to harvest the Geyser, and spread in small increments the Dust, which gives Penteuma to all beings that consume of it.

    This is orgin of the gabapentinoids.

    *****

    Prayers to Delana and Fay-Tay-Lay have all but ceased in these modern times, and so the flow from the Geyser has halted, except to the Devout Nine worshippers.

    In this age, only men who belong to the Fay-Tay-Lay Assembly have the knowledge to produce Dust outside the Divine Area. These are wealthy men blessed by Fay-Tay-Lay.

    It is said that Delana's most treasured Sepulchur was gifted to this land by Delana herself after the prayers had dried. It's whereabouts are unknown.

    The Sepulchur can create a moving pond of pure Dust, and those who drink from it will then walk with Delana outside the perimeter of the Divine Area, in the Gardens.
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Now do crack
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    This is the law of the law before it vyvanished
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    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    when I rule over the world all speed freaks will be sedated by LAW and none shall escape the opium guns
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    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box when I rule over the world all speed freaks will be sedated by LAW and none shall escape the opium guns

    Love that picture
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    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by Bombay Trap Star Love that picture

    its not only a great painting but it also conveys my feelings towards whoever is reading my posts
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