2016-07-02 at 8:06 PM UTC
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
Solicitors bug the crap out of me. I'm talking about the door to door salesmen. Security systems. Insurance. Vacuum cleaners. Girl Scouts are cool, but everything else pretty much sucks.
Here I am, chillin at home, and I think to myself, "I really wish someone could come to my house uninvited and sell me something I didn't know I wanted or needed for a ridiculous price." ... said no one ever.
If I need something, I'll research it and figure out for myself what I need and how to get it. I don't want random people standing on my doorstep trying to get me to buy their crap and trying to make me feel uncomfortable for rejecting them. Get off my lawn, punk.
Have any of you ever solicited your crap door to door? If it isn't cookies and you aren't wearing merit badges and pig tails, I hope you re-evaluate your life choices.
2016-07-02 at 8:50 PM UTC
Just put up a sign that says:
[SIZE=48px]I'M POOR AS FUCK AND WORSHIP SATAN, LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE OR I SWEAR YOU'LL GET WHAT THE LAST FUCKING FUCK STUPID ENOUGH TO IGNORE THIS GOT!!![/SIZE]
Splash some fake blood on it too, a bit around it on the floor and ground if that's okay, if your landlord won't bitch and it's removable.
2016-07-03 at 12:28 AM UTC
My neighbors got a "NO SOLICITING" sign on their door. We just don't answer.
2016-07-03 at 9:24 AM UTC
Guess what, I used to do door to door and when I was being trained they told us "Ignore all the No Solicitor signs and knock anyways, if it says no flyers leave a flyer"
