Things that would make the game monopoly more fun.

1. 2018-09-16 at 8:22 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   -Drinking while playing
   -Putting real money into a pot to given to the winner
   
   Just those two oughtta be enough to make fhe game more interesting
2. 2018-09-16 at 8:38 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
   Every time you land on someone's space you can either drink or pay double. Going to jail means you take 1mg etizolam. Every time you pass go you smoke a bowl.
   
   Whoever has the most memory by the end of the night wins.
3. 2019-01-12 at 11:06 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   thats the only way i ever played it dickhead
4. 2019-01-12 at 11:07 PM UTC

   #4
   

   UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
   Weapons of mass destruction