I never miss a meal so its not a problem for me. But I'm sure some of you depolrables are short on cash so here is what you do.
first step get drunk and pissed
second step call up your local heb and tell them how the ice cream sample lady called you a derelict and told you to go put your groceries somewhere else because you are a cross=contamintor.(keep it simple stupid, people like buzzwords) (even though you were holding your groceries in ur arms) and bitch about how you never treated customers like that when you worked there.
last step get them to give you a 40 dollar heb giftcard and hang up on the dumbass manager while he's apologizing to you.
then buy 40 dollars worth of the most expensive booze you can.
profit???!
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oh yeah and i forgot, mention how you go to that store errrr day and work at dans hamburgers/ the cupcake shop down the street (in an authoritarian manner)
hell dennis quaid, has done it, he bitched about his child getting mercury poisoning and held a huuuuuge golf tournament to raise money for his kid even though he's a famous actor. wtf, HEB and dennis quiad are huge butthole buddies and then they wonder why his brother randy quaid is getting star wacked!
