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2018-09-13 at 6:33 PM UTCWell niggas its that time again
Last weather event, I took the S.S. Zoklet out for a paddle when Hurricane or tropical storm Arthur hit the coastline.
It became apparent my kayak was filling too rapidly to make it to the island. My cameras were destroyed and I was left wet and defeated.
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Present Day:
I'll be staying by myself, not too far from the incoming storm surge. I now have a waterproof camera, and expect to catch some excellent footage of the beauty nature has to offer.
You can already see the waves (the frothy part) crashing over the island.
After an argument with my best friend, over to leave or stay, she took her dog and started driving, and she'll be 7 hours to the north of me. I'm beginning to think I made a stupid decision to not go with her, make sure she is safe, and enjoy the conveniences of electricity and internet. And in text form she is letting me know how much of a selfish asshole I am for staying.
As the emergency broadcasts interrupts the regularly scheduled programming , and the once bright room becomes dark, with only slivers of light coming through the boards (usually never board windows) that I'll surely miss as nightfall comes, the full weight of my decisions bare down on me.
I've made sure to blame any misfortunes on any and everyone I know, especially close family who did not evacuate. Which reminds me
I hope you niggas are happy with this thread. If I die I blame lan ny and you the rest of you guys.
(1 thank = 1 prayer)
Also, thanks to lanman the S.S. Zoklet has been renamed the S. S. Nigga, and will only be used for emergency transportation purposes.
I am at the location of the blue dot.
I will keep you niggas updated for as long as technology and electricity will allow. I might go a while without posting for battery sake.
Of course I did not reup in time, and I am low on the medications that help keep me hootless, with only 7 Etizolam left.
I am about to clear out the storage on my mostly full phone, and prepare some funtivities for the inevitable loss of electricity. Of course I forgot MY GOD DAMN PUZZLE at my best friends house.
I will post again with updates, likely via mobile. Have an excellent day ahead.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-13 at 6:45 PM UTCBe safe!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-13 at 6:47 PM UTCkeep on baggin
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2018-09-13 at 6:51 PM UTCSorry to hear Bags, stay dry!
Is your best freind the cuckenator?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-13 at 8:02 PM UTCDon't forget your Panny doll!
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2018-09-13 at 8:08 PM UTCThis could be a beautiful thread.
I hope you got a goodbye blowjob off your "friend"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-13 at 8:12 PM UTCThis thread is my only connection to the outside world right now so please keep updating me not just on the storm but also general cultural trends and geopolitics as you read in newspapers etc, thank youThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-13 at 8:27 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-13 at 8:35 PM UTCNice place to live btw, just drop your pole in that water and catch some supper.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-13 at 8:58 PM UTCThat's where I evacuated from, dumbass.
Let me know when they give the all clear.
I will have a lot of work to do for the next few weeks -
2018-09-14 at 3:52 AM UTCOh my!
You guys love the hurricane thread! You really love it!
I can't work on this post to long, winds are picking up. I like to double check things before I post, ensuring the highest quality post, but ain't got time fo dat.
The thanks are helping lower the strength of Florence, and while simultaneously giving me strength.
So far its been bitch shit.
I still have fucking power and internet. Just made popcorn. HAH. "Everyone Evacuate" my ass.
I heard a boom a little while ago and the power blipped, perhaps a blown transformer in the distance?
I would take pictures but its all dark out, but its supposed to be here for a while so I'm sure I'll have some damage or action to report tomorrow.
Thank you all for the support <3 Stay tuned for more updates.
Originally posted by apric0t Sorry to hear Bags, stay dry!
Is your best freind the cuckenator?
Yah thats her.
Originally posted by mmQ Don't forget your Panny doll!
I got em'
Originally posted by Zanick This thread is my only connection to the outside world right now so please keep updating me not just on the storm but also general cultural trends and geopolitics as you read in newspapers etc, thank you
oh shit zankick, amateur meteorologist ebagger here. Your personal update. Rainy and windy for forseeable day or two ahead. In further news, news says to go full 14/88. God luck and good speed.
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Nice place to live btw, just drop your pole in that water and catch some supper.
Thanks mang yah I go fishin sometimes. I usually throw em back tho.
Originally posted by Bologna Nacho That's where I evacuated from, dumbass.
Let me know when they give the all clear.
I will have a lot of work to do for the next few weeks
First of all, you evacuated? HAH this is basically go outside and play weather. You weak muthafucka. Me and Florence laugh at u. If Florence doesn't destroy yo property I will. Smash yo windows, destroy yo bushes n shit for bein a bitch. So ya lotsa work.
second of all, okay I'll letchu know brudda.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-14 at 4:12 AM UTCEt iz a lame storm so far.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-14 at 4:15 AM UTCGood stuff Bag. I expect TOP NOTCH FOOTAGE tomorrow, I want to see get into the EYE OF FLORENCE. Penetrate her. Become her.
Thanks.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-14 at 4:16 AM UTC
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2018-09-14 at 4:19 AM UTCThat wasn't a picture of me, just so you're aware.
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2018-09-14 at 4:22 AM UTCWhat do you think of Al Roker? Someone post what he's say in about this shit
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2018-09-14 at 4:27 AM UTC5 star survival.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-14 at 4:29 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-14 at 4:29 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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