How do I get a girlfriend?

1. 2018-09-04 at 9:03 AM UTC

   #1
   Enterita African Astronaut
   Not for any gay reason like love, sex or companionship, but to make her fall in love with me and break her heart, destroying her emotionally, which is what she deserves for being a dumb whore and fucking me before marriage?
   
   Im really gonna do it this time.
2. 2018-09-04 at 10:02 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Bill Houston [my protanopic apetalous kneel]
   Those are gay reasons
3. 2018-09-04 at 10:10 AM UTC

   #3
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bill Those are gay reasons

   
   You're old.
   
   Old faggot.
   
   Stupid old faggot.
4. 2018-09-04 at 10:13 AM UTC

   #4
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   I always thought it'd be funny to pretend she turned you gay after you break up with a girl
5. 2018-09-04 at 10:20 AM UTC

   #5
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra I always thought it'd be funny to pretend she turned you gay after you break up with a girl

   
   Hehe. Thatd be hard to pull off though.
   
   I like the idea of being disgusted at a girls naked body once shes naked and saying theres no way I can fuck that.
6. 2018-09-04 at 10:32 AM UTC

   #6
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   Enter,
   Just go gay, your life would probably be much better. I can’t imagine spending days and nights hating the opposite sex. See, you could free yo mind.
7. 2018-09-04 at 10:39 AM UTC

   #7
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Technologist Enter,
   Just go gay, your life would probably be much better. I can’t imagine spending days and nights hating the opposite sex. See, you could free yo mind.

   
   "You cant choose your sexuality. Youre born that way."
   
   "Juat go gay brah"
8. 2018-09-04 at 10:44 AM UTC

   #8
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   I’m aware of that, but you seem to have so much angst towards women, you may want to forget women.
9. 2018-09-04 at 10:47 AM UTC

   #9
   

   Bill Houston [my protanopic apetalous kneel]
   What you're proposing is very meta. Pre-planned trolling in the name of what exactly?. I understand the point in getting one over on someone, but isn't there a better way?.
   
   This sounds like stuff you should have done 10 years ago.
10. 2018-09-04 at 10:49 AM UTC

    #10
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

    Originally posted by Enterita "You cant choose your sexuality. Youre born that way."
    
    "Juat go gay brah"

    
    Nigger you obviously love cock so you don't even gotta choose.
11. 2018-09-04 at 10:52 AM UTC

    #11
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bill What you're proposing is very meta. Pre-planned trolling in the name of what exactly?. I understand the point in getting one over on someone, but isn't there a better way?.
    
    This sounds like stuff you should have done 10 years ago.

    
    Their emotional anguish will make me feel good.
12. 2018-09-04 at 11:48 AM UTC

    #12
    Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut
    Hey Enter...
    
    you might try this advice:
    
    
13. 2018-09-04 at 11:55 AM UTC

    #13
    

    Soyboy 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Enterita Not for any gay reason like love, sex or companionship, but to make her fall in love with me and break her heart, destroying her emotionally, which is what she deserves for being a dumb whore and fucking me before marriage?
    
    Im really gonna do it this time.

    
    Think about it. Wouldn't you rather just commit suicide instead?
14. 2018-09-04 at 12:17 PM UTC

    #14
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Siouxsie_Q Hey Enter…
    
    you might try this advice:
    
    

    
    he's really good at 'self love' at least
15. 2018-09-04 at 12:27 PM UTC

    #15
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning Think about it. Wouldn't you rather just commit suicide instead?

    
    Only if I was balding in my 30's.
16. 2018-09-04 at 1:51 PM UTC

    #16
    

    mso8 Houston
    enters threads is my favorite anime
17. 2018-09-04 at 1:52 PM UTC

    #17
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

    Originally posted by Enterita You're old.
    
    Old faggot.
    
    Stupid old faggot.

    
    
    
    For the life of me, I can't imagine why you can't get a girlfriend, with you being so classy and shit.