People watching at bars.

1. 2018-09-01 at 2:25 PM UTC

   #1
   Enterita African Astronaut
   Went to a bar tonight and didn't order alcohol, just sparkling water. But it made me feel superior to all the drunk idiots there, and as I was watching them all, it made me feel entertained. So I'm thinkin' of doing that every week. I dunno if I'm just tired, but it feels like I have drunk placebo or something though, since I just got back from a bar late at night. I feel drunk lol.
   
   Just gotta find people to go with every week though, so I don't look like a creepy guy just staring at people by himself lol.
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2. 2018-09-01 at 2:39 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Bill Houston [my protanopic apetalous kneel]
   It's a good weekend to people watch
3. 2018-09-01 at 2:39 PM UTC

   #3
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   It’s only creepy if you look away when they spot you. Hold that gaze, don’t look away. When you make eye contact, slowly form a dazzling grin and open your eyes wider. Bonus points if you start nodding your head. Wipe the drool off your face though, that’s just creepy.
4. 2018-09-01 at 2:39 PM UTC

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   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I feel like your posts will someday be used against you in a court of law
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5. 2018-09-01 at 5:16 PM UTC

   #5
   

   Rivotril Houston
   Yes, you're superior than they because alcohol is shit.
6. 2018-09-01 at 6:30 PM UTC

   #6
   

   stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]

   Originally posted by Enterita Went to a bar tonight and didn't order alcohol, just sparkling water. But it made me feel superior to all the drunk idiots there, and as I was watching them all, it made me feel entertained. So I'm thinkin' of doing that every week. I dunno if I'm just tired, but it feels like I have drunk placebo or something though, since I just got back from a bar late at night. I feel drunk lol.
   
   Just gotta find people to go with every week though, so I don't look like a creepy guy just staring at people by himself lol.

   
   This has to be a larp. Enter you've gone too far with your character. I see through you now. No one is that fucking lame. Put that together with the fact that you can't date and women hate you, and I just, I don't believe you anymore man. No one can be this lame. This has to be some poes law shit but you broke the law and I figured it out. I'll bet you're just another spectral alt.
7. 2018-09-01 at 10:57 PM UTC

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   totse3.com Space Nigga
   Enter, you're way to old for this weird game bullshit of yours. Last place a little guy like you wants to be is at a bar with drunk raging bull beta Males with liquid courage coursing through their veins and pick up on you giving them the stink eye and not having a enhancement to keep themselves from pumbling you into unconsciousness
8. 2018-09-01 at 11:14 PM UTC

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   RestStop Space Nigga
   Steal the drunk nigga's chicks!
9. 2018-09-01 at 11:15 PM UTC

   #9
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   You should do Cocaine.
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10. 2018-09-01 at 11:16 PM UTC

    #10
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by RisiR † You should do Cocaine.

    
    Or meth.
11. 2018-09-01 at 11:18 PM UTC

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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I feel like Meth would be a bit too much in that scenario but generally speaking, yes, I agree.
12. 2018-09-01 at 11:32 PM UTC

    #12
    

    Bill Houston [my protanopic apetalous kneel]
    See anyone good yet haha? I saw a dude sitting at the street corner stopping everyone saying "Hey! Come here a sec!" Asking for chance.
    
    They are getting aggressive.
13. 2018-09-02 at 2:04 AM UTC

    #13
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by stupid noob This has to be a larp. Enter you've gone too far with your character. I see through you now. No one is that fucking lame. Put that together with the fact that you can't date and women hate you, and I just, I don't believe you anymore man. No one can be this lame. This has to be some poes law shit but you broke the law and I figured it out. I'll bet you're just another spectral alt.

    
    You have 1 leg
14. 2018-09-02 at 2:09 AM UTC

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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I'd go to a bar with you and watch other people, Enter. I feel like we would have a grand time making fun of the drunk assholes.
15. 2018-09-02 at 2:10 AM UTC

    #15
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by RisiR † I'd go to a bar with you and watch other people, Enter. I feel like we would have a grand time making fun of the drunk assholes.

    
    They really do act embarassing when drunk.
16. 2018-09-02 at 2:11 AM UTC

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    totse3.com Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Enterita You have 1 leg

    
    You and I, under the stars in the desert. with the nippy icey night winds breathing on our nipples. as we chant to nature.. "move our rocks.. move our rocks"
    
    How can you not be down for this?
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17. 2018-09-02 at 2:42 AM UTC

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    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by totse3.com You and I, under the stars in the desert. with the nippy icey night winds breathing on our nipples. as we chant to nature.. "move our rocks.. move our rocks"
    
    How can you not be down for this?

    
    You're a freaking mystery. I... how can you be funny and self-aware in one post and completely retarded in the next?
    
    I like you, don't get me wrong. I'm just perplexed. You really are the king of trolls.
18. 2018-09-02 at 5:09 AM UTC

    #18
    

    totse3.com Space Nigga

    Originally posted by RisiR † You're a freaking mystery. I… how can you be funny and self-aware in one post and completely retarded in the next?
    
    I like you, don't get me wrong. I'm just perplexed. You really are the king of trolls.

    
    
    Zok is the king of trolls