Is he or she too old/young? Find out.

1. 2018-08-20 at 10:33 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
   Worried she's too young? Take your age, half it, and add or subtract 7 depending on your age.
   
   34?
   Half of 34 = 17 + 7 = 24.
   Double 34 = 68 -7 = 61.
   24 to 61 is your acceptable age range.
   If you pursue or fuck anything more or less then not only will it end up badly, but it is something you belong in jail for.
2. 2018-08-20 at 10:40 PM UTC

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   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by Cootehill Half of 34 = 17 + 7 = 24.
   Double 34 = 68 -7 = 61.

   
   Can she solve this on her own? Too old.
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3. 2018-08-20 at 10:45 PM UTC

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   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

   Originally posted by RisiR † Can she solve this on her own? Too old.

   
   I thought Germans were good at maths.
   
   The rule is anything between half your age plus seven, or double your age minus seven.
4. 2018-08-20 at 10:48 PM UTC

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   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by Cootehill I thought Germans were good at maths.

   
   Nah.
   
   We make bomb ass jokes about fucking kids, though.
5. 2018-08-22 at 2:40 PM UTC

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   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Cootehill Worried she's too young? Take your age, half it, and add or subtract 7 depending on your age.
   
   34?
   Half of 34 = 17 + 7 = 24.
   Double 34 = 68 -7 = 61.
   24 to 61 is your acceptable age range.
   If you pursue or fuck anything more or less then not only will it end up badly, but it is something you belong in jail for.

   
   What? This doesn't make sense. If you were 61, then half your age plus 7 would be 37.5, meaning you couldn't date the 34 year old that you just said could date a 61 year old.
   
   STOP BEING WRONG
6. 2018-08-28 at 1:35 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Does this apply for both (there is only 2!) genders?
7. 2018-08-28 at 1:43 PM UTC

   #7
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Enterita What? This doesn't make sense. If you were 61, then half your age plus 7 would be 37.5, meaning you couldn't date the 34 year old that you just said could date a 61 year old.
   
   STOP BEING WRONG

   
   lol I forgot about this. Can you respond.
8. 2018-08-28 at 1:44 PM UTC

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   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

   Originally posted by Enterita lol I forgot about this. Can you respond.

   
   
9. 2018-08-28 at 1:44 PM UTC

   #9
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Cootehill

   
   No, seriously.
10. 2018-08-28 at 1:52 PM UTC

    #10
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    I'll explain, but first you must choose.
    
    iCarly
    
    or Sabrina the Teenage Witch?
    
11. 2018-08-28 at 1:54 PM UTC

    #11
    stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Age is just a number. If you connect with someone emotionally/spiritually, who cares?
    
    That said, stay the FUCK away from any woman over 35 that talks about marriage and children on a first date
    
    This is a sign that they have had far too much fun and have just begun to realize that their clock is ticking
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12. 2018-08-28 at 2:23 PM UTC

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    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Cootehill I'll explain, but first you must choose.
    
    iCarly
    
    or Sabrina the Teenage Witch?
    

    
    I grew up with Sabrina the Teenage Witch so never had an attraction towards her, like how you would never have an attraction towards a sister or relative.
    
    So I choose the icarly whore.
13. 2018-08-28 at 2:27 PM UTC

    #13
    stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

    Originally posted by Cootehill I'll explain, but first you must choose.
    
    iCarly
    
    or Sabrina the Teenage Witch?
    

    
    Definitely iCarly. I would definitely do either the blonde or the brunette
    
    I think Sabrina the Teenage Witch was on before I was old enough to be into that type of show, but when I was in high school there was this girl named Sabrina that would always sit under the fake trees in the lunchroom and meditate, and everyone called her Sabrina the Teenage Witch hahaha
14. 2018-08-31 at 3:10 PM UTC

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    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Enterita What? This doesn't make sense. If you were 61, then half your age plus 7 would be 37.5, meaning you couldn't date the 34 year old that you just said could date a 61 year old.
    
    STOP BEING WRONG

    
    bump
    
    cootehill, claims to know all about the intricacies on the way the world is run by the jedis, but can't do basic arithmetic
15. 2018-08-31 at 3:18 PM UTC

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    Soyboy 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Enterita cootehill, claims to know all about the intricacies on the way the world is run by the jedis, but can't do basic arithmetic

    
    Why are you worried about dating math when you're a virgin incel?
    
    Did you run all the hooker hotelers off?
16. 2018-08-31 at 3:31 PM UTC

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    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning Why are you worried about dating math when you're a virgin incel?
    
    Did you run all the hooker hotelers off?

    
    remember when you said nobody on here uses "virgin" as an insult
    
    and then when I started calling you out for your amateur jedi theories, you completely betrayed yourself just to make fun of me
    
    lol
17. 2018-08-31 at 3:49 PM UTC

    #17
    

    Soyboy 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Enterita remember when you said nobody on here uses "virgin" as an insult
    
    and then when I started calling you out for your amateur jedi theories, you completely betrayed yourself just to make fun of me
    
    lol

    
    Is schizoposting your new gimmick?
18. 2018-08-31 at 4:08 PM UTC

    #18
    

    Bill Houston [my protanopic apetalous kneel]
    Age is just a number
    
    & Jail is just a building.