Spousal abuse needs to be stopped.

1. 2018-08-30 at 2 AM UTC

   #1
   Enterita African Astronaut
   I just realized what happened to stupid noob's leg.
   
   His wife was doing a keto diet, and so stupid noob had thrown away all the food in the house. In a momentary lapse of self control, his heavyset wife drugged stupid noob, tied him up, and... a-ate it.
   
   she ate his fucking leg! ;_;
   
   I'm so sorry that I've been making fun of you this entire time, stupid noob. Your fat wife has a serious eating problem, and shouldn't be ridiculed. And as for leg... that was clearly not your fault.
   
   I'm glad you got her off the diet though, and she's fatter than ever. :) Your other limbs should be fine from her gluttony.
2. 2018-08-30 at 2 AM UTC

   #2
   Enterita African Astronaut
   (your wife is fat and you have one leg)
3. 2018-08-30 at 2:02 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Enter, marry me so I can eat your leg and even the playing field.
4. 2018-08-30 at 2:03 AM UTC

   #4
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ohfralala Enter, marry me so I can eat your leg and even the playing field.

   
   I wouldn't marry you if you were the last tranny on earth.
5. 2018-08-30 at 2:03 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   GODDAMNIT YOU WILL LOVE ME ONE DAY
6. 2018-08-30 at 2:04 AM UTC

   #6
   

   stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
   Literal fags.
7. 2018-08-30 at 2:05 AM UTC

   #7
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by stupid noob Literal fags.

   
   Literal stump.
8. 2018-08-30 at 2:08 AM UTC

   #8
   

   totse3.com Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Enterita I just realized what happened to stupid noob's leg.
   
   His wife was doing a keto diet, and so stupid noob had thrown away all the food in the house. In a momentary lapse of self control, his heavyset wife drugged stupid noob, tied him up, and… a-ate it.
   
   she ate his fucking leg! ;_;
   
   I'm so sorry that I've been making fun of you this entire time, stupid noob. Your fat wife has a serious eating problem, and shouldn't be ridiculed. And as for leg… that was clearly not your fault.
   
   I'm glad you got her off the diet though, and she's fatter than ever. :) Your other limbs should be fine from her gluttony.

   
   My girlfriend and I were watching this very touching story of a young man who learned to sew while his mom was like "No, learn to play futball instead" but she finally left him alone to do what he did. He made these elaborate stuffed animals for sick children in hospitals with cancer and burn ward and his father got Cancer and he made one for his dad and his cancer went away.
   
   He was from Australia. I thought "Australia must have some really nice people" but then there is you.
9. 2018-08-30 at 2:09 AM UTC

   #9
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by totse3.com I thought "Australia must have some really nice people" but then there is you.

   
   There's more to people than meets the eye, is all I'm sayin'.