You know it's going to be a bad day when-

1. 2018-08-30 at 1:19 AM UTC

   #1
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   The first job you start and you crack a customers windshield.
   Her insurance will cover it but fuck made me feel bad.
   Although I shouldn't it was a shit job to begin with,The car had a mouse infestation and I was trying to locate a dead and VERY smelly one, Fucking thing was crawling with maggots when I found it ugh awful smell.
2. 2018-08-30 at 1:28 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
   What a shit career you have!
3. 2018-08-30 at 1:59 AM UTC

   #3
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Not really a career at this point.
   Just part time work paid in cash with limited bullshit.
4. 2018-08-30 at 12:55 PM UTC

   #4
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Sounds awful. You win this round.
5. 2018-08-30 at 1:08 PM UTC

   #5
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   How do you crack a windshield trying to find a mouse?