"Oh, what's that? You don't do drugs? So you don't drink coffee either?"

1. 2018-08-28 at 6:39 AM UTC

   #1
   Enterita African Astronaut
   "Coz that's a drug! GOT YA, LIAR!"
   
   No, I don't drink coffee either, you fucking retard. And no, before you say it, I don't take aspirin either. Now fuck off.
2. 2018-08-28 at 6:54 AM UTC

   #2
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   you're a beer user though
3. 2018-08-28 at 6:57 AM UTC

   #3
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra you're a beer user though

   
   haen't had a fuckin' been in over a momth mate. anyway, quiet, kidiot.
4. 2018-08-28 at 6:57 AM UTC

   #4
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   a recovering beer user
5. 2018-08-28 at 6:58 AM UTC

   #5
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra a recovering beer user

   
   *recovering carb user
6. 2018-08-28 at 7:03 AM UTC

   #6
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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   • itybit
7. 2018-08-28 at 2:13 PM UTC

   #7
   stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
   When people say this to me, I say, "you don't take Tylenol or ibuprofen either? You know what 'NSAID' stands for, right?"
8. 2018-08-28 at 2:39 PM UTC

   #8
   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
   Oh. So everyone is a drug addict because they breathe oxygen.
   
   
   Op shotgun to the face asap
9. 2018-08-28 at 3:46 PM UTC

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   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
   That's correct OP.
   
   I don't drink coffee.
   
   I was forced (by freezing weather conditions at Myrtle Beach SC) to partake of a half of a cup in November 1977.
10. 2018-08-28 at 3:53 PM UTC

    #10
    stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Oh. So everyone is a drug addict because they breathe oxygen.
    
    
    Op shotgun to the face asap

    
    
    
    Any substance that causes dependence and/or tolerance is technically a drug.
    
    The point is, everybody's opinion of what is and isn't a drug is different so the word is effectively meaningless
11. 2018-08-28 at 6:11 PM UTC

    #11
    Vigilante Yung Blood
    Pssh, us Apes got where we are today by eating the fermented fruit off the forest floor. Sure, binging any drug is typically gonna have adverse and negative effects. However, moderate consumption can be practical. I haven't seriously experimented with drugs in nearly 10 years.. I'm practically reformed. That said, I'll smoke or otherwise consume cannabis for the remainder of my years, and fully support the medicinal use of psychoactive chemical (typically those found in mushrooms) as a means of treating traumatic experience or personality disorders.
12. 2018-08-28 at 6:17 PM UTC

    #12
    

    itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
    <~~~~~~~caffeine addict :-( you caught me
13. 2018-09-03 at 7:26 AM UTC

    #13
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Stttaaare rape
14. 2018-09-03 at 7:32 AM UTC

    #14
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Being a caffeine addict kind of fucking sucks. Same with nicotine.
15. 2018-09-03 at 5 PM UTC

    #15
    Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut
    Hey Enter,
    
    
16. 2018-09-03 at 5:02 PM UTC

    #16
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Siouxsie_Q Hey Enter,
    
    

    
    how is this not goatse
    
    reddit can and does suck a million dicks
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    • RisiR †
17. 2018-09-03 at 6:14 PM UTC

    #17
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]

    Originally posted by stare rape
    
    Any substance that causes dependence and/or tolerance is technically a drug.

    
    You can develop capascin tolerance, but we typically don't consider that any more of a drug than food. Are you saying food is a drug? Because technically it is but you also sound retarded when you say it.
    
    Kava contains psychoactive drugs that do not cause tolerance to develop. They actually reverse it.
    
    Pepto bismol is a drug, and it isn't addictive or tolerance building.
18. 2018-09-03 at 6:33 PM UTC

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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I once got Iron John to say that milk is a drug.
    
    The ethymology from the word drug is "being dried" so yea...