Id have more luck with women if I pretended to be gay.

1. 2018-08-28 at 1:12 AM UTC

   #1
   Enterita African Astronaut
   Like theyd get changed in front of me and stuff.
2. 2018-08-28 at 1:25 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I oretended to be kinda gay for a while when I was on xanax and everybody hated me because people know when you're pretending and people are hardwired to hate people who are pretending
3. 2018-08-28 at 1:30 AM UTC

   #3
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by DietPiano I oretended to be kinda gay for a while when I was on xanax and everybody hated me because people know when you're pretending and people are hardwired to hate people who are pretending

   
   I could probably fake it really well. Ive done it before at clubs for like 1 night at a time (for ego boosts from male attention).
4. 2018-08-28 at 1:33 AM UTC

   #4
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   I thought we already did this thread before, at least once.
   
   I remember you telling us stories about being at a gay bar with some girls and flirting with a guy but feeling bad about leading him on
5. 2018-08-28 at 1:33 AM UTC

   #5
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

   Originally posted by Enterita I could probably fake it really well. Ive done it before at clubs for like 1 night at a time (for ego boosts from male attention).

   
   Fag
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6. 2018-08-28 at 1:34 AM UTC

   #6
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Lanny I thought we already did this thread before, at least once.
   
   I remember you telling us stories about being at a gay bar with some girls and flirting with a guy but feeling bad about leading him on

   
   I didnt feel bad, it was just fucked having to reject him I guess. His wingman friend was telling me how it was his birthday and hes depressed that he hasnt hooked up with anyone yet. That shit dont work on me. Even when its not my birthday I dont hook up with anyone. Faggots.
7. 2018-08-28 at 1:37 AM UTC

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   mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
   
8. 2018-08-28 at 1:38 AM UTC

   #8
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   Oh yeah, and then there was that other time a bi guy was feeling up your girlfriend and presumably fucking her but she was like "don't worry, he's bi lol" and you just went along with the cucking
9. 2018-08-28 at 1:39 AM UTC

   #9
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   it's kinda depressing that I remember multiple blunderful gay stories
10. 2018-08-28 at 1:42 AM UTC

    #10
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Yup.
11. 2018-08-28 at 1:48 AM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enterita I could probably fake it really well. Ive done it before at clubs for like 1 night at a time (for ego boosts from male attention).

    
    No, you THINK you can, but you can't.
12. 2018-08-28 at 1:49 AM UTC

    #12
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Lanny Oh yeah, and then there was that other time a bi guy was feeling up your girlfriend and presumably fucking her but she was like "don't worry, he's bi lol" and you just went along with the cucking

    
    Lol wtf! I never posted that. You are def thinking of someone else.
13. 2018-08-28 at 2:09 AM UTC

    #13
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    I'm pretty sure it was you. You didn't say he was fucking her, just that he was flirting with her and the excuse was "it's OK because he's bi" but we all knew
14. 2018-08-28 at 2:11 AM UTC

    #14
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Lanny I'm pretty sure it was you. You didn't say he was fucking her, just that he was flirting with her and the excuse was "it's OK because he's bi" but we all knew

    
    Lol whuuuut. So he was flirting with my girlfriend? Why would it matter if I'm bi or not if he's flirting with my girlfriend? Even if it was a troll, I've never trolled about being a cuck. Definitely wasn't me.
    
    EDIT: Oh, he was bi? Huh, something's ringing a bell actually. Trying to remember what that was about, might've been from high school.
15. 2018-08-28 at 2:14 AM UTC

    #15
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Oh yeah I definitely remember that. Trying to remember who that was though.
16. 2018-08-28 at 2:24 AM UTC

    #16
    

    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]

    Originally posted by Enterita Oh yeah I definitely remember that. Trying to remember who that was though.

    
    Cuck.
17. 2018-08-28 at 2:26 AM UTC

    #17
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by stupid noob Cuck.

    
    Stump.
18. 2018-08-28 at 2:28 AM UTC

    #18
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Apparently I remember enter gay stories better than enter does. Fuck, time to kill myself.
19. 2018-08-28 at 2:28 AM UTC

    #19
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    gayyyyy story
    
20. 2018-08-28 at 2:33 AM UTC

    #20
    

    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]

    Originally posted by Enterita Stump.

    
    WARCOCK
    
    https://imgur.com/QND8nP4