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Lmao wtf. I just got shit for walking into a deli.

  1. #1
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Needed food, and they close at 9pm. So I walked in at fucking 8:20 and the 1 guy working there sighed. I asked what was wrong and he said how annoying it is for ppl to come in right before close. Wtf!!! Its 40 fucking minutes! So I said forget it and he said "nah what u want" but I said "nah man" and left. Faggot.

    Ugh so hungry. :(
  2. #2
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    excellent narrative experience

    could've used more faggot tears from you though
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    WellHung Black Hole
    😅🤣
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    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    I'm usually a lazy bastard, but I feel guilty just sitting around when on someone's clock. I'd grab a mop and clean up or something.

    Once, when working in PC World, a manager was complaining about people showing up a few minutes before closing on Christmas Eve to grab some last minute presents, and I thought "what a wanker". Stay late, sell some shitty nig-tech, everyone gets to go home happy.
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    stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Originally posted by Cootehill I'm usually a lazy bastard, but I feel guilty just sitting around when on someone's clock. I'd grab a mop and clean up or something.

    Once, when working in PC World, a manager was complaining about people showing up a few minutes before closing on Christmas Eve to grab some last minute presents, and I thought "what a wanker". Stay late, sell some shitty nig-tech, everyone gets to go home happy.

    Same thing where I work. Normally the place is open around the clock, but on Fridays or when things are slow our shift will have to close up.

    If i happen to run late, the amount of shit I get for making the superiors (who get paid at least twice as much as me) stay just 5 to 10 minutes late is fucking astounding
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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Enterita Needed food, and they close at 9pm. So I walked in at fucking 8:20 and the 1 guy working there sighed. I asked what was wrong and he said how annoying it is for ppl to come in right before close. Wtf!!! Its 40 fucking minutes! So I said forget it and he said "nah what u want" but I said "nah man" and left. Faggot.

    Ugh so hungry. :(

    You should complain about him. He'll probably get fired. You aren't supposed to say shit like that to customers. They'll probably even offer to comp a meal for you.
  7. #7
    I didn't know Bill Krozby was working at a deli
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    WellHung Black Hole
    My favorite delis are jedi delis. Those kikes really know how to cook.
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    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I didn't know Bill Krozby was working at a deli

    Now-a-days I'm sure he just might be! I mean, with all his law suits and all. haha


    oops! i thought you meant Bill Crosby. my bad.
  10. #10
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol @ the guy completely disregarding, and dismissing u of any importantance & actually telling u he was annoyed that u were coming in late. Lmao! 😋
  11. #11
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol @ the guy completely disregarding, and dismissing u of any importantance & actually telling u he was annoyed that u were coming in late. Lmao! 😋

    Fuck me, baby.
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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by WellHung My favorite delis are jedi delis. Those kikes really know how to cook.

    jedi delis don't 'cook'; they make Reubens. lol
  13. #13
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    U ever held the gaze of a rat, mother fucker?
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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm U ever held the gaze of a rat, mother fucker?

    Pussy! You blinked. lololololololo
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    Originally posted by cupocheer Pussy! You blinked. lololololololo

    Only a beta feels the need to satisfy others demands...blinking indicates "no fucks given" for your childish little staring game.
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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Only a beta feels the need to satisfy others demands…blinking indicates "no fucks given" for your childish little staring game.

    You lost -- Man Up! LMRAP
  17. #17
    Originally posted by cupocheer You lost – Man Up! LMRAP

    blinks with a crooked smile.
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  18. #18
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by cupocheer jedi delis don't 'cook'; they make Reubens. lol

    Not true.
  19. #19
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I'm the same way, but I think it's reasonable. If you come in a minute before close trying to ship a bunch of dehydrated bullfrogs to Thailand, I will tell you to come back tomorrow. I don't play that "Looks like I made it just in the nick of time lol!" Bullshit. But 40 minutes early, he should still be doing his fucking job.
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Youll ship my frogs and youll like it
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