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Enterita cannot get laid in Australia because...

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    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    For a country of its massive size... it has an extremely low population density. Folks there is simply not enough pussy to go around... its no wonder the beastiality rates are so damn high Down Under...😀🤔
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    stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    I don't think there's any wildlife there that you could fuck without getting mauled or poisoned
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by WellHung For a country of its massive size… it has an extremely low population density. Folks there is simply not enough pussy to go around… its no wonder the beastiality rates are so damn high Down Under…😀🤔

    average is low because virtually everyone lives in one of the 10 or so major cities

    there's no shortage where he is
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    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Enter is one of the Beautiful Ones in Calhoun's Mouse Utopia experiment.
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    Enterita African Astronaut
    I can't get laid because my face isn't too good to look at.
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    Originally posted by Enterita I can't get laid because my face isn't too good to look at.

    Go gay, those faggots will fuck anything.
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    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by Enterita I can't get laid because my face isn't too good to look at.

    That's not a good enough excuse. Women don't place a premium on looks like men do... I've seen some beautiful women with some ugly trolls... yeah I'm sure money has something to do with a lot of that...but if you got a good enough personality... you can still get a woman.
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    Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung That's not a good enough excuse. Women don't place a premium on looks like men do… I've seen some beautiful women with some ugly trolls… yeah I'm sure money has something to do with a lot of that…but if you got a good enough personality… you can still get a woman.

    You don't think my personality's good? I'm funny, I'm lovable, I've got it all babeh!

    And yeah obviously if I was rich or had high status I'd be getting laid, but I don't have any of that... yet.
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    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Enter has lived his whole life in a comfy suburb without having any meaningful interactions, any formative experiences, any major worries, and hard times imposed on him from without.

    He has had no opportunities to grow and possesses no concept of self, and places no value on his life or current situation.

    He's like one of those Pandas you hear about in a zoo who won't breed. They just sit there chewing on bamboo when the female panda tries to present herself.
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    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by Enterita You don't think my personality's good? I'm funny, I'm lovable, I've got it all babeh!

    And yeah obviously if I was rich or had high status I'd be getting laid, but I don't have any of that… yet.

    I think your personality is fine. Ur a funny guy. The key is getting a woman to stick around long enough to realize that.
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    My mate back in Jolly old England was the ugliest fucker in town but he got more ass than a liposuction surgeon. He could talke the pants off anyone (but not mine of course).
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    Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Cootehill Enter has lived his whole life in a comfy suburb without having any meaningful interactions, any formative experiences, any major worries, and hard times imposed on him from without.

    He has had no opportunities to grow and possesses no concept of self, and places no value on his life or current situation.

    He's like one of those Pandas you hear about in a zoo who won't breed. They just sit there chewing on bamboo when the female panda tries to present herself.

    'Eh... I've had some adventures, but true for the most part.
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    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Go gay, those faggots will fuck anything.

    Especially if you offer them methamphetamine.
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    Originally posted by Enterita 'Eh… I've had some adventures


    Tell us.
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