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I gave a random stranger $5 today.

  1. #1
    Item 9 African Astronaut
    On the way home from work, itmwas aroind 10:40 at night, a guy was walking down the sidewalk carring a child on his shoulders so I turned around pulled up along side bim (ther just happened to be a drive to pull into right there so I didn"t have to stop in the street) and I was like "uh hey, I just wanted to do something nice today so heres $5" ( thats close enough about what I said) he says thanks you sir, have a nice day, and I drove off.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I hope you were drunk driving.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #3
    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    Good for you!

    Now good for me. I bought a guy some tacos at Taco Bell. He said he was hungry and asked if I could buy him some food so I did. He didn't ask for money so I was glad to. Then he busted out a cigarette. He is going hungry next time.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bologna Nacho Good for you!

    Now good for me. I bought a guy some tacos at Taco Bell. He said he was hungry and asked if I could buy him some food so I did. He didn't ask for money so I was glad to. Then he busted out a cigarette. He is going hungry next time.

    You'll never see him again, and he'll simply repeat his cycle with other SCHMUCKS like yourself. Easy PZ
  5. #5
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I gave a dude a $5 the other day too *one ups Actor*

    He was holding a sign at the bus stop, and I had a conversation with myself in East Atlanta vernacular like I always do "Man, I earned my paper, and I steeeelll need more paper. Why should I give any awa--"

    Then he walked up to the car in front of me to collect some $ and I noticed he was missing a leg. All of a sudden, I wanted to one up that nigga in the other car!
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    Enterita African Astronaut
    Actor is a nice guy. Love him very much...

    Ha dont read that last line, Actor. :p

    Um... it was my friend. My friend posted that! Not me.
  7. #7
    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I hope you were drunk driving.

    no but I took a xanax like 5 or so hours earlier which helped give me the balls to do it.
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