wtf do they put in Starbucks drinks

1. 2018-08-21 at 11:42 PM UTC

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   PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
   I had a decaf and yet I still get an overwhelming sense of overstimulation like as if it were full of caffeine.
   I started having a rush of anxiety and I can hear my stomach growling.
   What is this jediry.
2. 2018-08-21 at 11:46 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   they probably didn't give you decaf
3. 2018-08-21 at 11:48 PM UTC

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   PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra they probably didn't give you decaf

   
   That's what I figured
   No way this is just sugar, I drink lots of caffeine free soda and never feel this way.
4. 2018-08-21 at 11:49 PM UTC

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   PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
   My palms are getting all sweaty
5. 2018-08-21 at 11:58 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine My palms are getting all sweaty

   
   thats from jacking off in your hott car so much lil bromo
6. 2018-08-22 at 12:01 AM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   coffee, sugar, meeeeelk, and if my lil cousin hikki makes an order it gets extra cream even though youre probably sweet enough already
7. 2018-08-22 at 2:21 AM UTC

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   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   Don't drink Starbucks op. They have animal feces in it! Have you noticed why you take a shit afterwards? You call it Starbucks, I call it Starbuylaxatives.
8. 2018-08-22 at 2:26 AM UTC

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   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

   Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine My palms are getting all sweaty

   
   Have you recently eaten your mom's spaghetti?
9. 2018-08-22 at 2:28 AM UTC

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   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   Vomit on the sweater already.