It's my first day of not jacking off for the strip club.

1. 2016-07-02 at 4:19 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   And I'm already horny as fuck. :( FUCK.
2. 2016-07-02 at 4:28 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Then maybe you should make it 3 - 4 days. More than that you might have a wet dream.
3. 2016-07-02 at 4:35 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Then maybe you should make it 3 - 4 days. More than that you might have a wet dream.

   
   Naw I've done this before and 7 days is when I'm at my crazy peak. It's what I'm striving for. 3 to 4 is nothin'.
4. 2016-07-02 at 8:23 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I almost went to a stripclub today but instead I got drunk and pissed off all my friends and RisiR.
5. 2016-07-04 at 7:43 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Jacked off twice today. Shiet.
6. 2016-07-04 at 3:09 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
7. 2016-07-04 at 3:33 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Instead of jacking off when you get horny you should just finger your ass and massage your prostate. It will greatly increase the amount of cum you'll jizz in your pants in the stripclub. Trust me.
8. 2016-07-04 at 3:36 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Fun fact, I stimulated my prostate during my first orgasm today. I really need to buy a dildo or something though, it's fucking hard to stimulate, masturbate, and use the mouse at the same time.
9. 2016-07-04 at 3:40 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Fun fact, I stimulated my prostate during my first orgasm today. I really need to buy a dildo or something though, it's fucking hard to stimulate, masturbate, and use the mouse at the same time.

   Or you learn how to use the mouse more efficiently if you catch my drift.
10. 2016-07-05 at 2:29 AM UTC

    #10
    

    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Use a Flesh Light nigga.
11. 2016-07-05 at 3 AM UTC

    #11
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What do you like, prop your legs spread eagle up on your computer desk and do the ass play and jacking off? Why am in this thread? Why do I care? What's happening right now?
12. 2016-07-05 at 3:13 AM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    What do you like, prop your legs spread eagle up on your computer desk and do the ass play and jacking off? Why am in this thread? Why do I care? What's happening right now?

    
    
    That's what I do, yeah.
13. 2016-07-05 at 3:58 AM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You made it as long as you could
    
    
14. 2016-07-05 at 4:03 AM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    mah dicks swollen lol
    
    okay, starting NOW
15. 2016-07-05 at 5:52 AM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NERXer22e3E