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Next time you are driving...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Look around you and see how many people are texting while driving. I bet it's a very significant percentage.
  2. #2
    Hopefully they'll all die in a massive texting pileup.
  3. #3
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Hopefully they'll all die in a massive texting pileup.

    Population control at its finest.
  4. #4
    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    I do look around, defensive driving like a motherfucker, and I avoid the shit out of people like that, I used to get mad and honk at them but now I shut up and watch and hope they wreck.
  5. #5
    stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    It's even scarier when you're on a bike

    I think that sitting behind a thick glass windshield makes people forget that what they are looking at, is, in fact, reality.

    It's like their mind goes into "television mode" or something
  6. #6
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    at least no one notices that you're drinking
  7. #7
    stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box at least no one notices that you're drinking

    You can get those weird bladder things that go into the back protector area of your jacket that feeds into your helmet

    It's designed for water obviously but I don't see why it wouldn't work for vodka
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    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    Originally posted by stare rape You can get those weird bladder things that go into the back protector area of your jacket that feeds into your helmet

    It's designed for water obviously but I don't see why it wouldn't work for vodka

    They are called camel backs.
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