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  1. #41
    WellHung Black Hole
    Enterita ur not really a 29 year old virgin.
  2. #42
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Enterita ur not really a 29 year old virgin.

    Yes I am. :(
  3. #43
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Enterita Yes I am. :(

    Why?
  4. #44
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Why?

    Because I'm not appealing enough to attract a mate.
  5. #45
    Technologist victim of incest
    I’ll be camping 3 nights and 4 days over Labor Day! We have a cool set up though. We have an air mattress that is specifically designed for the back of my SUV. It’s perfect for us 6 foot-ers. Last year we bought a tent that hooks onto the back of the vehicle. You leave the back hatch open and it’s like a room all to itself.

    I guess we don’t “rough it” too much.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #46
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Technologist I’ll be camping 3 nights and 4 days over Labor Day! We have a cool set up though. We have an air mattress that is specifically designed for the back of my SUV. It’s perfect for us 6 foot-ers. Last year we bought a tent that hooks onto the back of the vehicle. You leave the back hatch open and it’s like a room all to itself.

    I guess we don’t “rough it” too much.

    More lies huh snaggletooth?
  7. #47
    Technologist victim of incest
    Fuck off Matt.

    Get a life and get off the Meth.
  8. #48
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Some people just try too hard 🤣😂🤣
  9. #49
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl Why'd bears bother humans during the night when they could come whenever they want and get whatever they needed? It's actually kinda funny it seeing us and we both run opposite directions because the bear feels outnumbered as we feel powerless from the given lack of courage.

    u must act bigger than the bear
  10. #50
    Originally posted by Enterita I wanna go camping by myself, get away from it all. No people or technology or anything for a whole month. Anyone ever done this?

    I'm planning on it...probably in November/December when it's cooled off...too damn hot here in Texas to go any other time.
  11. #51
    Originally posted by Zanick Two weeks of backpacking in the New Mexico Rockies with my Boy Scout patrol. It was pretty rough, about 120 miles altogether, but the sights and team building were more than worth it.

    Was there any fingering by the scout leader?
  12. #52
    Originally posted by Sudo Something always told me Zanick was a boy scout leader I just couldn't put my finger in it

    Oh wait.. HE was the leader...question answered then.
  13. #53
    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by Sudo Something always told me Zanick was a boy scout leader I just couldn't put my finger in it

    Imagine doing things with other males hurr durr that's completely gay hurr durr be like me and rot away in social isolation hurr durr
  14. #54
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Cootehill Imagine doing things with other males hurr durr that's completely gay hurr durr be like me and rot away in social isolation hurr durr

    aren't you literally rotting away in social isolation though

    wait, who are you making fun of?
  15. #55
    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Was there any fingering by the scout leader?

    The hermaneutics of gay suspicion is something the jedis put out in order to discourage the goyim from doing things like joining the boy scouts, etc. The goal is to turn everyone into fat, atomised, consumers, completely cut off from each other and from nature.

    Just like the people in Wall-E. Speaking of which, post a pic of yourself in your mobility scooter.
  16. #56
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT u must act bigger than the bear

    I get that's the whole concept of nature with wild animals, but ever since I saw that scene in the revenant, I don't think I'd be able to stand my ground with a 1,300 pound grizzly bear.
  17. #57
    Originally posted by Cootehill The hermaneutics of gay suspicion is something the jedis put out in order to discourage the goyim from doing things like joining the boy scouts, etc. The goal is to turn everyone into fat, atomised, consumers, completely cut off from each other and from nature.

    Just like the people in Wall-E. Speaking of which, post a pic of yourself in your mobility scooter.

    I take it you were a boy scout leader too huh...
  18. #58
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl I get that's the whole concept of nature with wild animals, but ever since I saw that scene in the revenant, I don't think I'd be able to stand my ground with a 1,300 pound grizzly bear.

    Take a rifle with you.
  19. #59
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    I won't kill mammals, they are the main existence that keeps the earth in stabled condition.
  20. #60
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl I won't kill mammals, they are the main existence that keeps the earth in stabled condition.

    The Earth seemed to do OK before mammals came along...it's fine to kill them.
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