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I've never banged a chick without a rubber.
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2015-06-28 at 12:46 AM UTCOne among a few reasons that having a steady gal is a good thing, she's not going to lie to you about being on birth control (not that I'm really convinced it's a particularly common thing) and there's no need to fuck around with condoms anymore.
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2015-06-28 at 1:40 AM UTC
§m£ÂgØL jr. Of course. Also y u no have sex Myers, there's literally over 9000 muslim girls in your area.
§m£ÂgØL Jr! Two reasons: OCD + extreme laziness. -
2015-06-28 at 1:45 AM UTC
§m£ÂgØL Jr! Two reasons: OCD + extreme laziness.
Afraid you'll catch cooties? -
2015-06-28 at 1:50 AM UTC
Afraid you'll catch cooties?
My OCD reaches extreme heights. Let's say you give someone a hand, someone who I see as dirty, and then you want to shake my hand, I'll decline 'cause you already touched their hand. That's my mindset. Girls do some nasty shit, I can't deal with that. -
2015-06-28 at 1:56 AM UTC
My OCD reaches extreme heights. Let's say you give someone a hand, someone who I see as dirty, and then you want to shake my hand, I'll decline 'cause you already touched their hand. That's my mindset. Girls do some nasty shit, I can't deal with that.
Lmfao. Mental illness, it's a helluva thing. I may not be 100% sane but at least i can still have sex so that's a win in my book. -
2015-06-28 at 8:14 AM UTC
Girls do some nasty shit
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2015-06-28 at 4:02 PM UTC^ You took that out of context, so I'm not doing anything right.
Lmfao. Mental illness, it's a helluva thing. I may not be 100% sane but at least i can still have sex so that's a win in my book.
Yeah, it's messed up, right? Oh well.
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2015-06-28 at 5:59 PM UTC
^ You took that out of context, so I'm not doing anything right.
I didn't. It was just an attempt at humor. I don't have OCD or anything, but when I think of gays, I think of how they are probably tainted with fecal matter, and it would definitely bother me to shake a gay's hand. -
2015-07-08 at 5:03 AM UTC
You're missing out bro, just make sure the girl you're banging is on birfkontrol.
There is no good way to make sure of that unless you hand feed her a pill everyday. But yeah, I'm a raw dogger, big time. I have a 2 and a half year old daughter that I'm going to child custody court over in a week. The mom and I don't hate eachother ,but this kinda snaffoo will end up happening sooner or later.
Currently I've been fucking an older chick, I guess I never bothered to ask her If she's on the pill but I assume since she's in her 30's she can't have kids and plus she's really successful and I don't see her getting to mixed up with me.
For the last 8 months since I broke up with grimes I've been buying tons of spermicide off ebay. It's cheaper that way, it cleans out the funky germs and kills the semen. It's the way to go, It's a listerine strip that you pop in her, play with her pussy for a while, let her give you some head, then 10 minutes later you can bust and you'll be solid.
I can't afford to have another kid, I already wake up every day freaking out about how I'm going to get more money. Maybe one day when I'm balling I will have another, but right now I'm being extra careful.
You always have the options of raw dogging that ass pussy or that mouth pussy. -
2015-07-08 at 5:05 AM UTC
Hey now, babies are cute. It's newborns that are ugly.
Yes newborns are incredibly weird alien looking things. When I went to the hospital to see my daughter, I was thinking "wtf??/ i really hope this isn't mine" but she ent up looking very beautiful every day after. -
2015-10-14 at 3:34 PM UTCMy new girl might already be pregnant. Nutted inside her nine times in a day. Oops.
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2015-10-30 at 5:04 AM UTC
There is no good way to make sure of that unless you hand feed her a pill everyday. But yeah, I'm a raw dogger, big time. I have a 2 and a half year old daughter that I'm going to child custody court over in a week. The mom and I don't hate eachother ,but this kinda snaffoo will end up happening sooner or later.
Currently I've been fucking an older chick, I guess I never bothered to ask her If she's on the pill but I assume since she's in her 30's she can't have kids and plus she's really successful and I don't see her getting to mixed up with me.
For the last 8 months since I broke up with grimes I've been buying tons of spermicide off ebay. It's cheaper that way, it cleans out the funky germs and kills the semen. It's the way to go, It's a listerine strip that you pop in her, play with her pussy for a while, let her give you some head, then 10 minutes later you can bust and you'll be solid.
I can't afford to have another kid, I already wake up every day freaking out about how I'm going to get more money. Maybe one day when I'm balling I will have another, but right now I'm being extra careful.
You always have the options of raw dogging that ass pussy or that mouth pussy.
Wait, wait, what? I've never heard of this spermicide strip thing. What the fuuuk? I need to look into this. My er, current fucky toy has an iud and something like this would probably make me feel a lot better, that double protection. I need to look into this, I hadn't even thought of spermicides. Is it not bad for her ph levels? Also lol @ a woman in her 30's not being able to have kids. Give that another decade or two bro.
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2015-11-17 at 4:18 PM UTC§m£ÂgØL is like the ultimate example of why you need to use one. Not that he's pathetic or anything, just what happened to him. Hahah.
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2015-12-22 at 6:52 PM UTCWow this is the exact opposite of me OP.
I have worn less condoms (total) than I have had sex partners.
And no I don't have AIDS I got checked last month when they did my blood factoring.
