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The vitamin gummy - bad for the tummy - mankinds most egregious innovation

  1. #1
    eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Seriously who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to put vitamin in candy

    A little foreward, gummy bears are my favorite candy. I like to put them in the freezer, makes them even better and chewier.

    Now I know your body can tolerate quite a few when my mother gifted me a bottle of Omega 3 oil gummies a few months ago and it said like eat 3 day or some shit, and with my awesome willpower I made it last like 3 days. I had no bad reaction that I can remember.

    NOW they have fiber gummies, vitamin C gummies, multivitamin gummies, vitamin b energy gummies



    And boy howdy lemme tell yah, the vitamin C gummies, coated in sugar, are extra tasty (highly recommended). I have far surpassed the daily recommended intake, possibly currently at about 49,000% of my daily value. I expect to either be extremely healthy, or on the verge of death in a few days.

    I've also been shitting my ass off with the unfortunate purchase of Costco sized fiber gummies, no more than 4 a day but each time I walk by the bottle I find myself grabbing a couple without a second thought. I've had to have eatin over 30 at this point, and I'm going to put willpower in overdrive and resist them as long as I can. They have a stranger taste to them, but still delicious to gummy lovers. Also highly recommended (do not purchase if in active gummy addiction)

    In closing, I believe this is what Ted Kaczynski was warning us about, and will no doubt have negative (or positive) effects on society. Be responsible with your vitamins. Let me know if you have any positive experiences with gummy vitamins or sublingual kinds.
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  2. #2
    I was wondering about vitamin overdose the other day and saw that vitamin C is one of the least harmful, it just does the bladder crystal thing if you go ham on it for a long time

    Vitamin A and E are the ones ya gotta wortch.
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