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You know those women on the street who hand out flyers etc
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2018-08-17 at 3:07 PM UTCThey want you to stop to sign up for shit yeh?
whenever I ignore them I always hear them make exaggerated sighs, or they make sarcastic comments coz I didn't stop.
NIGGAH WTF. You fucking ignore me and treat me like shit in every day life, and now you getting all pissy coz I'm not acknowledging you as human spam? Cunts. Welcome to what it's like for ugly men like me. This is how you treat guys when all they want is a fucking emotional connection with someone, which is way more important than your fucking shitty flyer job. -
2018-08-17 at 3:11 PM UTCYou should take it as an opportunity to interact with the opposite sex
"What do I get if I sign your form?"
"Shall I write my phone number down here too?"
"Are your breasts natural or augmented?" -
2018-08-17 at 3:12 PM UTCno.. i don't know because thats not a thing here. Only niggers do that in texas. lol jk
but seriously at walmart yesterday this lady and dude were standing outside the store and had a table and a bunch of pamplets blasting toto's africa and asked me if i remember the "dare" program, (the get them off drugz deal for ya yanks) and i was like "right" and they asked if i wanted to donate to the cause (started immediately thinking about woofy) and I was like sure I will can i get a dare shirt.
And they were like we don't have any...
its like good luck getting drug addicts to donate to your "cause" smh... some peoples kids.. -
2018-08-17 at 3:18 PM UTCSheeeeet most of those "DARE" kids turned into junkies.
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2018-08-17 at 3:21 PM UTCI just remembered a mormon started talking to me today. He was really nice, too, and I felt bad for saying I wasn't interested. Maybe I should've talked to him... becoming a mormon is probably what I need in life...
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2018-08-17 at 3:22 PM UTCWell they do have a lot of friends and BBQs
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2018-08-17 at 3:23 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Sheeeeet most of those "DARE" kids turned into junkies.
thats my point bud, I said i'd donate but they couldn't even meet me half way with a dare shirt. I could of just straight up told them i like to do drugs, but just because things didn't workout for me doesn't mean i want other people to mess their lives up with drugs but dare doesn't really help anyone to be honest.
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2018-08-17 at 3:25 PM UTC
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2018-08-17 at 3:27 PM UTC
Originally posted by Enterita I just remembered a mormon started talking to me today. He was really nice, too, and I felt bad for saying I wasn't interested. Maybe I should've talked to him… becoming a mormon is probably what I need in life…
mormons are always "nice" 4j literally called the mormons here in austin and set up a meeting with me. I heard a knock on my door and I was like "wtf" opened the door in just my boxers reaking of booze and they were like "hey can we speak to doug funny" and i was like you guys know this is an obvious prank?
and they were like "haha yeah figured can we come inside and show you a video?" and i was like no you can talk to me out here, so they were sweating there balls off while showing me a video about mormonism on their ipad. hahahahaah -
2018-08-17 at 3:27 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby mormons are always "nice" 4j literally called the mormons here in austin and set up a meeting with me. I heard a knock on my door and I was like "wtf" opened the door in just my boxers reaking of booze and they were like "hey can we speak to doug funny" and i was like you guys know this is an obvious prank?
and they were like "haha yeah figured can we come inside and show you a video?" and i was like no you can talk to me out here, so they were sweating there balls off while showing me a video about mormonism on their ipad. hahahahaah
lol aw, theyre cute -
2018-08-17 at 3:30 PM UTC
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2018-08-17 at 3:55 PM UTCDamn, I haven't had a VCR since 2004.
