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Let me tell you something.
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2016-07-21 at 4:08 AM UTCWhen,
I was at school, i was ya fella
Round the bikesheds fingerin' Daniella,
Round the bikesheds fingerin' Celina,
Round the bike sheds fingerin' Delina,
Got four fingers up, you should have seen her,
and my trousers couldn't be any keener,
but a thought you was with Tina, tina,
we had a kid called Sedina.
Sophie is 'ere,
Listenin' to the beats and rhymin' with a tear,
Listen to the drop and feel the flavour it's summer time.
i'm startin' out,
i am poor,
no pennies in me' pocket,
can i sleep on ya' floor?
Fresh outta' jail,
an time on me' hands,
Thatcher's white magic,
can after can.
King of the land,
are you a fan?
Listen to ma' rhymes and tell me you am,
you got the pennies and i got the scams,
doin it like the boys at WHAM!
Summer is ere' an' its fuckin' fuckin' buzzin',
have a can of Kestrel an' i'll kick me' girlfriend's head in,
i'm only mezzin when i'm 'angin out wif' Bezzin,
listen to what im sezzin',
all the girls are lezzin'.
(show us ye' muff!)
Kestrel super,
i got a' new car,
suped it up wi' 4 fuckin' spoilers,
12 inch alloy wheels,
mpfreels,
you know the deals,
it was parked up next to a Rover,
i walked over,
POP goes the window,
in goes me' hands,
pulled out the tape player,
off to me nans, off to me nans!
Knickin' all the kitkat, cheese and wheat,
police come a-knockin' and ya' dont see me,
do another sentence,
have a cup of tea,
spark up a benson,
have another THREE,
have another E, right after me' tea,
i am fucked and you dont see me,
moving in the shadows,
(shadows)
moving in the shadows,
(like lone ranger)
Summer is ere' an' its fuckin' fuckin' buzzin',
have a can of Kestrel an' i'll kick me' girlfriend's head in,
i'm only mezzin when i'm 'angin out wif' Bezzin,
listen to what im sezzin',
all the girls are lezzin'.
Lock the door,
throw away the key,
Your rhymes are crap when youÂ’re next to me,
Hope you think about everything I told you,
Sophie is a fuckinÂ’ Donny soldier,
Sophie is a fuckinÂ’ Donny soldier,
Sophie's with the gÂ’s and heÂ’s *toking* on a bong,
Sophie's with the gÂ’s and theyÂ’re singing along,
Pulling on the bong,
Pulling all along,
With the gÂ’s,
West side
Sophie's everybodyÂ’s neighbour,
Doing you a favour,
Check out the flavour,
All day saver,
DigginÂ’ all your ravers,
Show us your lasers,
DonÂ’t let me phase ya'z,
Trying to escape to an island,
Where they do pills all day,
Nine till eleven,
It’s like ‘Eaven,
What are you gerrinÂ’?
Sophie's fuckinÂ’ Donny Soldier,
HeÂ’s got a gun in his holster!
Summer is ‘ere and it’s fuckin’ fuckin’ buzzin’,
Have a can of kestrel and IÂ’ll kick me girlfriendÂ’s head in,
I’m only mezzin’ when I’m ‘anging out wi’ Bezzin,
Listen to what IÂ’m sezzin,
All the girls are lezzinÂ’,
Shout out to Timwell and Boswell for doing the vocals on the track for me tell yous,
WhereÂ’d you get your shoes,
show us your jediels,
Sophie flavour...
Wicked behaviour...
And mQ. -
2016-07-21 at 4:12 AM UTC
POP goes the window,
in goes me' hands,
pulled out the tape player,
off to me nans, off to me nans!
sounds like petrol bastard
on topic: get measles.
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2016-07-21 at 4:15 AM UTCI' m bored as fuck, measles would be a nice change of pace. Check out what randomly came up with youtube auto play.
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2016-07-21 at 4:19 AM UTCI've posted this one before, but
petrol bastard.
give me a few topics if you like, like I said in the other thread I'm planning on setting up a blog primarily to save interesting tech stuff - problems I've come across and solved previously, analyses and the like -
2016-07-21 at 4:26 AM UTC-Setting up a secure home network
-Basic OPSEC
-Privacy in a world of mass surveillance
-Introduction to INFOSEC
-The role of cyber security TODAY
-Malware: Advanced threat assesment
-Malware: Development
-Review of pentesting distros
-Introduction to offensive programming
-Security Spotlight: The Internet of Things.
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2016-07-21 at 4:27 AM UTCI can has weekly OP-ED?
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2016-07-21 at 4:44 AM UTCif you want, but I'll probably just post whenever I think of something worth posting rather than a regular schedule.
and yeah, I will probably write a fair bit on privacy, censorship, surveillance and security, and by extension opsec - I don't particularly like the word or giving direct advice on that though; I believe you should devise your own operational security principles based on what you're trying to protect and what from. the problem with cookie-cutter tutorials like use tails, use tor etc. is that a lot of people will take it as gospel without understanding why, leaving them open to making poor choices or weak configurations due to lack of understanding in the future -
2016-07-21 at 5:06 AM UTC
if you want
I actually might. Perhaps not weekly, but it seems like something fun/interesting to do.and yeah, I will probably write a fair bit on privacy, censorship, surveillance and security, and by extension opsec
Cool.- I don't particularly like the word or giving direct advice on that though; I believe you should devise your own operational security principles based on what you're trying to protect and what from. the problem with cookie-cutter tutorials like use tails, use tor etc. is that a lot of people will take it as gospel without understanding why, leaving them open to making poor choices or weak configurations due to lack of understanding in the future
That's an excellent point.
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2016-07-21 at 5:19 AM UTC
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2016-07-21 at 2:31 PM UTC
Don' t you just love the little dance they do.
