I need fiber and crave cereal. Instead of milk, I'll use water. And instead of cereal, I'll use prunes.

1. 2018-08-16 at 7:34 AM UTC

   #1
   Enterita African Astronaut
   Lol, this is gonna be fucking fucked.
2. 2018-08-16 at 7:40 AM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
   plebeian, I'm eating lentils and laughing at your plight
3. 2018-08-16 at 3:31 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Hahahahah. It's starting! This is the beginning of the end for you.
4. 2018-08-16 at 3:32 PM UTC

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   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by tee hee hee Hahahahah. It's starting! This is the beginning of the end for you.

   
   what you mean, whats starting
5. 2018-08-16 at 3:33 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   You are dying. 🙋
6. 2018-08-16 at 3:34 PM UTC

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   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by tee hee hee You are dying. 🙋

   
   We're all dying. But guess what, fatty?
7. 2018-08-16 at 3:35 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Make sure to boil the water first.
8. 2018-08-16 at 3:38 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

   Originally posted by Enterita We're all dying. But guess what, fatty?

   
   What, hun?
9. 2018-08-16 at 4:33 PM UTC

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   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by Lanny plebeian, I'm eating lentils and laughing at your plight

   
   >lentils
   
   Why do you eat like an impoverished African family? You have money.
10. 2018-08-16 at 4:35 PM UTC

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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    this morning we put crushed up cheese puffs in the sausage and scrambled eggs,, it was pretty awesome
11. 2018-08-16 at 4:49 PM UTC

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    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Poles husband is so romantical ❤️
12. 2018-08-16 at 4:54 PM UTC

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    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by HTS >lentils
    
    Why do you eat like an impoverished African family? You have money.

    
    Cuz lentils are actually pretty dank. Dal dishes are good more because of the spices than the lentils, but less cooked/more firm lentils are really good with a nice piece of meat, in a casserole, pureed with spices, or even on their own. Also they've got a pretty excellent nutritional profile.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • HTS, 
    • The Self Taught Man
13. 2018-08-16 at 4:56 PM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest
    I used to love it when my Mom cooked lentil soup. Think I’ll get her recipe and give it a go. Good stuff!
14. 2018-08-16 at 5:05 PM UTC

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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Pffffft
15. 2018-08-16 at 5:08 PM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest

    Originally posted by stl1 Pffffft

    
    👅👅👅
16. 2018-08-16 at 5:14 PM UTC

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    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by Lanny Cuz lentils are actually pretty dank. Dal dishes are good more because of the spices than the lentils, but less cooked/more firm lentils are really good with a nice piece of meat, in a casserole, pureed with spices, or even on their own. Also they've got a pretty excellent nutritional profile.

    
    All of these are valid reasons. I like lentils too. It's like the definition of plebeian food though.
    
    I'm just sayin' if I had your money I'd be an even fatter, gout-ridden slob. Eat like medieval royalty.
17. 2018-08-16 at 5:16 PM UTC

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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Tech, you were so hot on the phone last night.
    
    I'm still cleaning up the messes on the ceiling and back wall!
18. 2018-08-16 at 5:20 PM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest
    You’re gonna need the black light for the ceiling.
    
    😜😜
19. 2018-08-16 at 5:24 PM UTC

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    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    
    
    
    KMN
20. 2018-08-16 at 5:49 PM UTC

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    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by HTS I'm just sayin' if I had your money I'd be an even fatter, gout-ridden slob. Eat like medieval royalty.

    
    Come on down and join me, we can turn into gout-ridden medieval royalty style blobs together.