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Im not gonna do drugs for 3 whole years. Not even alcohol.

  1. #1
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Then I will do valium and itll be like fucking heroin.
  2. #2
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Drugs.
  3. #3
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Haha I just called my mom and told her about this thread and she said yeahhhh right I bet he can't stay sober for a christ fucked MINUTE.

    My mom hates you and you know why but what should I tell her
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #4
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Haha I just called my mom and told her about this thread and she said yeahhhh right I bet he can't stay sober for a christ fucked MINUTE.

    My mom hates you and you know why but what should I tell her

    Tell her if I can cut carbs, I can cut anything.
  5. #5
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Enterita Tell her if I can cut carbs, I can cut anything.

    She guffawed and shook her damn head.
  6. #6
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ She guffawed and shook her damn head.

    Only fat women guffaw

    Skinny women giggle
  7. #7
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Enterita Only fat women guffaw

    Skinny women giggle

    She just gigglefawed so hard.
  8. #8
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    You don't need a break, just try some other drugs for a while.
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