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  1. #1
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I buriend my cat bubba 3 years ago and I kind of miss him really bad considering my new cat is tear up my place. I decided to dig my old cat to hang him above my fridge so my cat wont get on top of it anymore which i just cleaned with a lot of harsh chemicals but it had to be done, tons of cat hair and various microbes, but I figure if I hang bubba up there archie will not want to go up there instead of being weird and spraying him a bottle of water.

    I bought a shovel but as soon as i got to the site i remember i used a "tiller" because the ground is hard and its near the roots of a tree. I think i'm at the right tree but its just way to dark right now to see what i'm doing. My neighbor is a lyft driver and rolled up and was just watching me with him and his gf so i approached them and was like, hey gonts and they were like haha hey i didn't know it was you doug what are you up to?

    And i told them i was just digging a hole for some rosemary bushes and they were like k..

    but i will get to it. I kind of miss my cat and i honestly wonder if he is still there, i burried him 2 feet under by 2 so this might actually take me longer than i thought it would.

    Anyone else done this before? I have thought about it a lot over the last years thinking i was sick for wanting to do this but it might actually be cool, some dude made his cat a drone..




    this is bubba when i came home from work and took him out of my fridge, i hadn't looked at his body until then but I had never felt a nervousness like that until i opened his box and just saw him lying there, i felt sad but more than anything i was kind of astonished but also disguested, i pet him and gave him one last kiss and closed the box up put him back in and invited my friend to see him one last time. she didn't want to touch him but i told her she should because he would of wanted that.

    He was from the earth and then came into the world and then went back into the earth and im taking him back into our world.

    But anyways this will probably take me like at least a week to do at the most if i can't find the right spot i will have to do it during morning unless i want kids going "HEY MAMA WHATS DAT?!" in a public park lol

    but when i was going to burry my cat my mom told me to not do that because i don't need anymore trouble in my life and she told me that my dad would just throw the dead cats in the trash which made me kind of mad because i actually love animal and i love life, she would collect goat skulls so i don't see why this is a bad idea
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    Rivotril Houston
    Cats sucks, buy a fish, fish have knowledges.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Rivotril Cats sucks, buy a fish, fish have knowledges.

    i've had fish, iguanas, 200 parots, dogs and a squirrel but cats are way cooler imo
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    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Are you seriously digging up a dead cat?

    My cat died this winter, the neighbours dog came and dug up parts of her skeleton this summer. It was horrible.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Cootehill Are you seriously digging up a dead cat?

    My cat died this winter, the neighbours dog came and dug up parts of her skeleton this summer. It was horrible.

    yes i am seriously am digging up a dead cat. my cat. and thats hilarious your neighbors dog did that.

    but that wouldn't of happened to my cat because i burried him in a public park deep enough to where it would of been a lot of work (thus the big shovel i just bought / till i still need to get ect...) are you a retard by chance? should of planeted a thorn bush over your cat dum dum

    i believe cats are electric beings just like people


  6. #6
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Cootehill Are you seriously digging up a dead cat?

    My cat died this winter, the neighbours dog came and dug up parts of her skeleton this summer. It was horrible.

    should of kept the parts and shot your neighbors doge
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    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    Cats are shit and Bill Krozby has toxoplasmosis.

    Dogs fish and turtles are the shit. I have two 12 inch oscar fish, two dwarf cichlids, and two slider turtles.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by stupid noob Cats are shit and Bill Krozby has toxoplasmosis.

    Dogs fish and turtles are the shit. I have two 12 inch oscar fish, two dwarf cichlids, and two slider turtles.

    you also have a whale, long john silver.. but im divigating, post pix of the cichilids...
  9. #9
    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby should of kept the parts and shot your neighbors doge

    Nah, he was a pita though, kept stealing my dogs toys.

    The neighbours put one of those radio-fence shock collars on him, so he's no longer a problem.

    Originally posted by stupid noob I have two 12 inch oscar fish

    Some chinese girl was showing me her oscar once, he occasionally ate the other fish in the tank.
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    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    Originally posted by Cootehill Nah, he was a pita though, kept stealing my dogs toys.

    The neighbours put one of those radio-fence shock collars on him, so he's no longer a problem.



    Some chinese girl was showing me her oscar once, he occasionally ate the other fish in the tank.

    lmao you can't keep them with other fish that aren't meant to be a snack.



    Originally posted by Bill Krozby you also have a whale, long john silver.. but im divigating, post pix of the cichilids…
    Hang on. Ill post turtles too. The dwarf cichlids are pretty shy though and small, so they would be hard to get pics of.
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    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    https://imgur.com/a/0gJ6vUc
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    i once gave my 5th grade science teacher "mr giles" a lake austin crawfish and it chopped up his expensive fish, why are liberal science teachers so dumb? hehehehe

    thats what he gets for saying i didn't turn in my report on mars! heheheehehe

    *just sat there this time*
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by stupid noob https://imgur.com/a/0gJ6vUc

    weird never seen one of those before
  14. #14
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    That's pretty cool bromo I hope you find the exact burial site and get him exhumed soon not that I know what that word means.

    I love the cat drone but Bubba probably doesn't have his fur anymore so maybe building like a skeleton dream-catcher to protect your fridge is the best way to go.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by A College Professor That's pretty cool bromo I hope you find the exact burial site and get him exhumed soon not that I know what that word means.

    I love the cat drone but Bubba probably doesn't have his fur anymore so maybe building like a skeleton dream-catcher to protect your fridge is the best way to go.

    true that man, i cleaned the entire top of the fridge today and it was a bitch, full of grease and cat hair. i used this

  16. #16
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby

    Is that an incontinence pad?
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  17. #17
    Originally posted by DietPiano Is that an incontinence pad?

    lololol
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