If I had a bigass yacht, I'd take it out tona small lake...

1. 2018-08-15 at 4:09 AM UTC

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   Item 9 African Astronaut
   ...where the only other boaters are pontoons and small fishing boats and shit, so my yacht would be the biggest, most flamboyant and tackyezt boat out there, and i'd put a loud ass motor on it too. Then drive it around the lake casting a shadow looking down at people like "sup"
   
   
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2. 2018-08-15 at 4:11 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I would fish for tuna
   
   
   In luxury
3. 2018-08-15 at 4:17 AM UTC

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   Enterita African Astronaut
   if I had a yacht, I'd invite women out there that I'd be cheating on my wife with
   
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4. 2018-08-15 at 4:19 AM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]