How can the thanks system be so fucking broken?

1. 2016-01-05 at 12:26 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   How does it output these random numbers?
2. 2016-01-05 at 1:25 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   A glitch in the matrix.
3. 2016-01-05 at 4:26 AM UTC

   #3
   

   Dissociator African Astronaut
   Lanny does it to spite the users that call him out and to make the schizophrenics more paranoid.