Girlfriend is fucking pissed at me, saying I killed her dog

1. 2018-08-13 at 2:27 PM UTC

   #1
   Enterita African Astronaut
   Passed out/sat down on her couch today due to carb depletion. She's saying I sat on her dog and snapped its neck. Bull fucking shit, there was nothing on that couch when I sat down. It must've crawled under there for warmth.
2. 2018-08-13 at 2:31 PM UTC

   #2
   Enterita African Astronaut
   She came home crying and shit and shoving me to get up, screaming "you fucking killed her, my poor baby". Fucking hell.
3. 2018-08-13 at 3:23 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Madman African Astronaut
   Tell her to eat it to not waste the meat.
4. 2018-08-13 at 3:25 PM UTC

   #4
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Are u stupid?
5. 2018-08-13 at 3:25 PM UTC

   #5
   

   ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
6. 2018-08-13 at 3:30 PM UTC

   #6
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   Was this a little toy dog? I know if I sat on one of my dogs I’d feel it.
   
   How old is the dog?
   
   Also, is this the girl carrying your baby?
7. 2018-08-13 at 3:33 PM UTC

   #7
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Sit on her the next time.
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   • The Self Taught Man
8. 2018-08-13 at 3:33 PM UTC

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   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   so the relationship will end and the baby will be aborted...i see how the master plan works..
9. 2018-08-13 at 3:35 PM UTC

   #9
   DontTellEm Black Hole

   Originally posted by Technologist Was this a little toy dog? I know if I sat on one of my dogs I’d feel it.
   
   How old is the dog?
   
   Also, is this the girl carrying your baby?

   
   Um.
10. 2018-08-13 at 3:37 PM UTC

    #10
    EllariaSand African Astronaut

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Um.

    
    Not the sharpest tool in the shed.....^^
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    • POLECAT
11. 2018-08-13 at 3:40 PM UTC

    #11
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    U mad bruh?
    
    Lmao.
    
    *Insert dumb meme*
12. 2018-08-13 at 3:41 PM UTC

    #12
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Never happened.
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    • ~L J~
13. 2018-08-13 at 3:43 PM UTC

    #13
    

    HTS highlight reel
    
14. 2018-08-13 at 3:43 PM UTC

    #14
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol
15. 2018-08-13 at 3:45 PM UTC

    #15
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    *insert current fat picture*
    
    
    
    
    
    
    edit LMAO
16. 2018-08-13 at 3:47 PM UTC

    #16
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by HTS

    
    Looks like your Prime Minister. The former substitute drama teacher.
17. 2018-08-13 at 3:49 PM UTC

    #17
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol. I shit on ur whole life grams.
    Let's get serious, my worst pic ur old profile pic . U too old for this SMH.
    
    *Insert stupid meme smoking a cigarette*
    Lol get out of here weirdo 😋
18. 2018-08-13 at 3:59 PM UTC

    #18
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Not as old or fat as U
    
    
    
    *insert retarded looking kid hugging you*
    
    
    
    Looolzzz
19. 2018-08-13 at 4:03 PM UTC

    #19
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    You people would have been torn to shreds on Totse, or even Zoklet. "ur older and fatter!" That's a bottom tier "joke" if i ever heard one
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    • Technologist
20. 2018-08-13 at 4:04 PM UTC

    #20
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol still can't manage the time to upload a pic of urself.
    
    ROFL sifting through useless memes on "niggas in space" is relentless.
    
    Edit.
    Lol @ u Photoshop a pic ....where is ur life right now? Lol what are u doing? Smh
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    • POLECAT