2018-08-13 at 11:56 AM UTC
The jedis can only eat kosher foods, think about this. Australia is a continent with no native kosher animals so they had to bring their own.
So my idea was to send all the jedis into space but "forget" to send the kosher animals and only send them eels and bats.
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2018-08-13 at 11:57 AM UTC
Massive LOL @ eels and bats.
Eel is fucking delicious, though.
2018-08-13 at 1:17 PM UTC
xy0
Houston
[scull my yellowish-beige sinhalese]
so are bats. mmmmmm. i could eat bat meat, bat sauce, bat jerkey with bat flakes for the rest of my life. All that hanging upside down concentrates the flavor in the head, so you got to eat it whole.