2018-08-13 at 1:41 AM UTC
I'm looking for investors now for a fun startup business that's going to make peoples lives really good and also as a side benefit we will also get rich as hell.
I'm selling half percent shares in the business for about 9500 dollars each. I'll use this money to buy equipment and also pay a large salary to myself which I will use to increase my standard of living and buy all that stuff I have been wanting.
Now heres the kicker, we get people who are sick and about to die to pay RARE SCIENCE Ltd to preserve their body by making it really cold. Right now I'm thinking we will buy a INTEX above ground pool and a few large ice makers and turn the pool into an ice-bath which we will prep them in before they go to sleep. Then at some point we will put them in a walk in cooler. Then we send the family a bill every month for cold storage fees and they can come pick em up to defrost whenever they want.
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2018-08-13 at 2:18 AM UTC
Lmfao! @ some point we will put them into a walk in freezer
