2018-08-11 at 11:39 PM UTC
Cootehill
African Astronaut
[my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
He struck me as some sort of low IQ sort who served in the military for a while, and is now one of those welfare queens who is busy growing bitch tits by buying beers with his government money. He can't accept that jedis aren't perfection on earth, and went crazy when I started trying to shove red pills down his moron throat.
I bet he's miserable and depressed as fuck IRL and can't figure out why real life doesn't match his dumbass neocon-victim world view.
The disgusting thing is that he'll lecture you all day about how socialism is evil, but he depends on socialism to get by. He'll lecture you on how racism is evil, but he is fiercely loyal to the most evil and discriminatory race on earth.
2018-08-11 at 11:41 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I think he done got run off already tho
2018-08-12 at 12:28 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
my whole yard stinks like a 7 foot skunk
2018-08-12 at 12:40 AM UTC
Cootehill
African Astronaut
[my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
Sometimes I worry that Generation Z (the generation coming after MOON PERSONs) will be so angry with they way the world has gotten that they will throw all of us - even me - into a giant oven.
Those are the good dreams. During my nightmares I worry that they won't be angry enough to throw us all into a giant oven.
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