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  1. #21
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Slag is doing okay but he's not my waifu.

    Good to know, last i saw him he was rambling on about raping his cousin and going to prison. He was probably high.
  2. #22
    I only went on zoklet for MDMA and meth stuff. Flasks and beakers for life. Brightstar, Geezermeister, Drdroll.

    How about a pic 4 pic hot stuff?. No faces of course. This space station is a sausage fest, all our dicks floating around in micro gravity. Good thing you can't get erections in space. We have all been without quality females up here for too long. Those bastards at the ISS get all the sexy girls.

    Welcome to the nigga station beta. Enjoy having your clothes ripped off and consuming drugged food and water. I have also dispersed aerosal speedballs in the atmospheric systems. Also haven't heard from the CCCrew in a while so there might be a hull breach in sector Z after I trusted the boys with a sodium/ammonia reduction in zero G. Remember your EVA procedures people!. Popped lungs are the first thing you get when exposed to the vacuum of space.

    Also every piece of equipment is written in "Soyuz" so I hope you know your Cyrillic betabet and can speak and understand some basic Russian.

    Also if you can't taste anything that's normal, it's just the fluids in your head messing with everything, but pseudoephedrine can fix that. There is also lots of Soyuz Sauce (space station version of soy sauce with siracha and capsicum) in the kitchen.. Goes great with cannabis popcorn!.
  3. #23
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    its so delectable, but you know... but you know...

  4. #24
    Lanny Bird of Courage

    underrated post

    Anyway, welcome back bumble, I hope you don't leave because I want to hear about all the terrible things that happened to you since zoklet closed. That probably sounds shitty and like I'm trying to chase you off but it's not how I mean it, the primary form of entertainment around here is telling eachother how much we've managed to fuck up our own lives. Come on down and take a walk down self-pity lane, it's nice this time of year.
  5. #25
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Dude, you know these fucks are hard niggers to deal with here. Some assfuck made a goddamn comic of §m£ÂgØL and my situation for fucks sake... Ill give credit where credit was due, despite some fictional bits, it was pretty funny. Just learn to roll with the punches. Would this be the community you remember if you didn't get hassled or tits or gtfo? I think not.
  6. #26
    ITT:
  7. #27
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^derpadew!

    Dude, you know these fucks are hard niggers to deal with here. Some assfuck made a goddamn comic of §m£ÂgØL and my situation for fucks sake… Ill give credit where credit was due, despite some fictional bits, it was pretty funny. Just learn to roll with the punches. Would this be the community you remember if you didn't get hassled or tits or gtfo? I think not.

    I think that was tort that did that, and it was pretty funny. Bumble's been around long enough to where she is aware how we are. She just likes to be a perpetual victim.
  8. #28
    I just wanna see some space nigga tittays!. I mean damn you girls are smart enough to find this place and use the internet.. the least you can do is show the space niggas some skin, liven this place up a bit. When I get uber rich I'm gonna bring all you up on a rocket ship to my own private space station with champagne, cocaine, meth, heroin, beer and good times. strobe lights it will be a crazy party. Just me and you fine ladies. all 3-4 of you. And I will take a picture of all of us naked with all those breasts floating around in micro gravity like 6..8 breasts just flopping around up there with me giving a thumbs up and my arm around all of you like a harem.And a bunch of close ups of us doing nasty shit in zero G and post a thread on here like "You guys jelly?".. God damn.. that is my dream. I'm also working on a erotica of a niggasin.space meetup where you all lez out while we watch and its a crazy gangbang and then Bill Krozby gets up on the table and starts dogfucking you from behind while wearing a cowboy hat and we're all cheering him on giving high fives like YEAH BRO GET SOME!! and he's like IM GONNA BLOW THAT PUSSSAAAAYY OUT!!!!.
  9. #29
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^


  10. #30
    Dissociator African Astronaut
    There are no rules in space babygirl, be like the borg, adapt.


    shut the fuck up. child molesters aren't allowed to make trek references. I bet you watched just to imagine picking up young will wheaton in your black BMW to take home and diddle


    also bumble you're a cutie

    ;)
  11. #31
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    who the fuck is will wheaton?
  12. #32
    They little boy that buttfingered you in the toilet back in the days. Props go out to Will Wheaton.
  13. #33
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    shut the fuck up. child molesters aren't allowed to make trek references. I bet you watched just to imagine picking up young will wheaton in your black BMW to take home and diddle


    also bumble you're a cutie

    ;)

    I'd prefer Naomi Wildman. ST: Voyager. And i'm gonna' do whatever damn well pleases me and there's nothing you can do about it fat little drug addicted half spic. I saw your jeditube video, in which you were whining about anhedonia and how your life is shit and how you were rationalizing your drug use. Ha, when i think about how fucking shit you are, it makes me happy. Now, go back to flipping assburgers so i can ignore you in peace.
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