What're your instant reaction when you stubbed your toe by accident?

1. 2018-08-09 at 5:50 PM UTC

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   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   Is it ouch!
   
   Is it an impulsive combination of profanity being profusely aloud like fuck-shit-gotdamn-Fuck-fuck-fffffffffffffuck-shit-dick-in-a-ass-Fuckiting-fuck-fuck! Because that's exactly what happened to me earlier. I'm bleeding while typing all this and squinting my eyes in agonizing pain. Whew shit, so tell me your experiences?
   
   My toe is dying. Brb.🙋
2. 2018-08-09 at 5:51 PM UTC

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   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
   I usually smack the nearest Darryl
3. 2018-08-09 at 5:56 PM UTC

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   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   The nearest Darryl? Well Godspeed man, most Darryls knows how to scrap.
4. 2018-08-09 at 5:58 PM UTC

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   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
   Darryl phone home yet?
5. 2018-08-09 at 6:02 PM UTC

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   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
   OP,.pardon my intrusion while you are enjoying yourself -- but how often do you presume people stub their toe on purpose?
6. 2018-08-09 at 6:13 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   shitmotherfuckerpiss!
7. 2018-08-09 at 6:33 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I make an angry squint face and say "ffffffffff."
8. 2018-08-09 at 6:35 PM UTC

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   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
   SORRY!
   Guess I have no reaction since I've never accidently stubbed my toe
9. 2018-08-09 at 6:38 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   You're missing out. Accidental stubs are a good time.
10. 2018-08-09 at 6:40 PM UTC

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    jedi_darryl African Astronaut

    Originally posted by cupocheer OP,.pardon my intrusion while you are enjoying yourself – but how often do you presume people stub their toe on purpose?

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by stl1 shitmotherfuckerpiss!

    
    As long there is newer interventions for catchy combinated profanity for stubbed toe purposes, I believe it has been happening on purpose more frequently than ushe.
11. 2018-08-09 at 7:19 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Usually takes 2 seconds or so for the pain to register...so I think. "...it's coming, prepare your stiff upper lip now"