Boon sands

1. 2018-08-08 at 7:24 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   What is a winged insect (bug)'s favorite aquamarine aminal?
   
   A fly fishie.
   
   
   The categorical imperative implys that I must make a thread dedicated to honouring HTS's next birthday, as I want her to preemptively celebrate mine. Everyday, preferably, but that is her choice.
   
   Ahh, HTS, the wonderful lovely male-fem living out her dream with views that reflect mine and give me hope that soon in this wretched life of somber and questionable ethics, there be a ray of sunshine yet to bathe in.
   
   Were it not for my favorite pasttime, abeit a humble one (as I don't indulge in solitary pleasure, only collective internet brain macoroni [kek, only humble internet geniuses will understand that,{but I won't type that out, that would be rude}]). I would be amiss. Disappointed in myself. Cheerfully, I have found said calling.
   
   I thrive to see thy glory, dear HTS. Though art a marvel of transhumanist creation, and a complete travesty by normie standards, therfour only you can set me free [leeel!!].
   
   I don't dare show my true, inner emotional feelings while I slave at a computador each day. It is my duty to take no joy in this morally dreadful capitalist conundrum! My life's work is a serious responsibility and retards would literally die (they would) of social deprivation if I showed too much of myself, therefor I must hide from thee with this cape
   
   [no, no, I'm actually not autistic, I just play the part when it's convenient OR to help show others about my fine city's important social work or when I learn a new witty morality mem.]
   
   So shiver me timbers not, HTS, I have trained to bag my eyes while I mount your sacred flagpole and drop my anchor into your salty green lagoon!
   
   Umm, y'know, if you'd let me and if that'd be O.K., of course.
2. 2018-08-08 at 7:30 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   (Let me critique entire thread by posting extremely short, albeit witty response to pick apart minor narrative inconsistency.)
   
   

   Originally posted by DietPiano [no, no, I'm actually not autistic, I just play the part when it's convenient OR to help show others about my fine city's important social work or when I learn a new witty morality mem.)

   
   
   >character trolling intensifies
3. 2018-08-08 at 7:50 PM UTC

   #3
   

   itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
   LOL @ OP and incase it really is your and HTS's birthday soon.........Happy Birthday!!
4. 2018-08-08 at 8:18 PM UTC

   #4
   EllariaSand African Astronaut
   ^^ that’s Hawt Ity
5. 2018-08-08 at 8:41 PM UTC

   #5
   

   itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
   What is Ell?
6. 2018-08-08 at 8:47 PM UTC

   #6
   EllariaSand African Astronaut
   Your band 😝
7. 2018-08-09 at 12:21 AM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Bomp
   
   
   
   i kno yu red ths yu ferlucken persnickity sneak
   
   is oky, we wil becom gd budis:)
   
   I can sense it !!
8. 2018-08-09 at 12:24 AM UTC

   #8
   

   Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
   Is that HTS dick you are licking on?