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  1. #41
    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by EllariaSand Point missed


    Just call her tomorrow


    Ok

    Cos you think I jerk off in the shower?

    Nah, I jerk off in bed, with the laptop. It's more comfy.

    I have jerked off in showers before, but it's generally just a waste of water.
  2. #42
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Cootehill Cos you think I jerk off in the shower?

    Nah, I jerk off in bed, with the laptop. It's more comfy.

    I have jerked off in showers before, but it's generally just a waste of water.

    Ok

    Point not missed 😝


    Now, are you going to call her
  3. #43
    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    I feel sick. I wish she was here with me.
  4. #44
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #45
    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    Ell PM me your number...
  6. #46
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bologna Nacho Ell PM me your number…
  7. #47
    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    What? lol
  8. #48
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Get it from Miss Cleo.....she’ll even tell you what I’m gonna say

  9. #49
    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    See coot? All ya have to do is ask.
  10. #50
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Coote, get her number and contact her. She'll appreciate the effort.
  11. #51
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
  12. #52
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    I see OP having a coronary at his own wedding if he ever makes it that far. Lol. Hell you're not going to the Middle East to fight the Taliban...worse if it was an encounter with Mossad. It's only a bloody woman...not a zombie or jedi. Just find her number and call her. Your Aunt must have another contact point or is the girl just a stranger off the street who randomnly visits your relatives. Forget a one night stand...good chance you'll commit suicide.
  13. #53
    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by joerell It's only a bloody woman…not a zombie or jedi.

    I'd know how to deal with a zombie or jedi. Women are far scarier, you want them, you want them to be around, you love them, you want to give them stuff, but you don't understand them and you don't know how to make them happy.

    Women have ruined more white men than even the jedis have.

    Forget a one night stand…good chance you'll commit suicide.

    After Malice killing himself, and with Hydromorphone MIA please don't make suicide jokes around us Niggas.
  14. #54
    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Melissa
    Means "bee" in Greek. This was the name of a nymph that cared for young Zeus in Greek mythology. It is also the name of the fairy who helps Rogero escape from the witch Alcina in Ludovico Ariosto's poem 'Orlando Furioso' (1516). As an English given name, Melissa has been used since the 18th century.

    So cute. My little honey bee.

    Melissa. Is that Melly?

    Melisandre, like the Red Woman in Game of Thrones?
  15. #55
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    Originally posted by Cootehill I'd know how to deal with a zombie or jedi. Women are far scarier, you want them, you want them to be around, you love them, you want to give them stuff, but you don't understand them and you don't know how to make them happy.

    Women have ruined more white men than even the jedis have.



    After Malice killing himself, and with Hydromorphone MIA please don't make suicide jokes around us Niggas.

    Lol...funny...possibly true in some ways. Not a joke about suicide...you just seem too tense. But the line is boring...how do you delete. Good luck anyways...keep it cool.
  16. #56
    🐿 African Astronaut
    God damn somebody say how to delete.
  17. #57
    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by 🐿 God damn somebody say how to delete.

    There is no delete. Deletes are hard to manage in SQL (the code the database for this forum is written in). You can edit though.
  18. #58
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    LMAO...find a way and your wish is my command...plus it will permit all the lying trolls to have a field day. Obviously Leggs, Seth, Monarch, etc., will never come back so why stay for pedos, druggies and racists. Or to watch Pole ramble each day with BS and Matt make 10 hate and rape theads each day. I also found a better site for fun and like Captain said time to move on.
  19. #59
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    Originally posted by Cootehill There is no delete. Deletes are hard to manage in SQL (the code the database for this forum is written in). You can edit though.

    No delete the whole account.
  20. #60
    You used to be able to anonymize (TSTM) your account but the option is gone. Lanny probably did it for Falcon. You should message him.

    Originally posted by Cootehill I'd know how to deal with a zombie or jedi. Women are far scarier, you want them, you want them to be around, you love them, you want to give them stuff, but you don't understand them and you don't know how to make them happy.

    Women have ruined more white men than even the jedis have.

    Lol, sometimes I really do feel bad for men.
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