2016-04-03 at 10:30 PM UTC
While you're out for a walk in your own neighborhood?
2016-04-03 at 11:32 PM UTC
Laugh and tell the little shithead to fuck off. The fuck you think I'd do? I'm not Sophie.
2016-04-04 at 3:25 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
break the seat off his bike so he has to ride it home raw
2016-04-04 at 3:46 AM UTC
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
I'd tell him he's not invited to my birthday party.
2016-04-04 at 6:39 AM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
I'd probably just laugh about it later with friends.
2016-04-04 at 10:32 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Id shake my fist and yell "you lil whimper snapper!"
2016-04-04 at 10:23 PM UTC
wish i could do something witty, but probably my eyebrows would shoot up and my mouth a little open from the shock. and then grin cuz thats pretty funny and a lot cooler than screaming and crying. also hiiiii actor :)
2016-04-05 at 9:49 PM UTC
Look at him right in the eyes.
2016-04-06 at 12:24 AM UTC
Hold him/her captive for the remainder of their life, forever traumatizing them with daily unmentionables and acts of morbid debauchery.