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I want to make a non exploding (US Felon) projectile weapon, but I have no idea.

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    Bradley Florida Man
    I have trained with most hunting types of guns, cheap japenese swords, a well made dirk, pistols, throwing axes. Lotta shit.

    But I never owned a bow. I have arthritis so i can't do the pull weight and hold it. Haha if you want, but it is what it is.

    Wondering what kinda weapon can be made at home that's a projectile.

    Fubi was bitching at me for these birds that live in a vent where my range has it's exit port, I'm on the second story and you know what. That angry little brit was right those birds do need what's coming to them.

    I'm a felon (off parole, so I can own any non gunpowder weapon) so I can't borrow a .22 from a buddy and just start shooting them till they get the picture. PLus I'm not really in the mood to shoot into my mom's house and have her find the bullet holes.

    I'd take a .22 air rifle but tbh my neighbors would call the cops if I discharged a full length rifle at some random ass fucking birds when I'm drunk at 10 in the morning. Probably wouldn't, cuz they'd know it wouldn't end there and I'd figure out it was them, but I don't wanna really fuck with it.

    So what can I make with a budget of oh lets be realistic 20$ at the wal mart.

    Keep in mind I have arthritis but I know how to make Crossbow cockers if I need to.

    No Zipguns,

    inb4 Put a Bird Feeder somewhere else or some retarded ass shit.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Two things I've been thinking about:

    Bait those motherfuckers into the bird feeder and hit them with:

    http://www.amazon.com/Cold-Steel-Torpedo/dp/B00FSVJN7C%3FSubscriptionId%3DAKIAJJY2YKHHLJKYIBNA%26tag%3Dslk03b1-20%26linkCode%3bundy2%26camp%3D2025%26creative%3D165953%26creativeASIN%3DB00FSVJN7C



    But this fucker made a crossbow out of mouse traps:



    Idk if German mouse traps are stronger but this would be nice for me.
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    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    I saw the guys from dual survival make a crossbow out of bamboo, it was really simple, and deadly.

    .177 air rifles will blast some birds into hell

    we would lay out dog food as bait, and shoot the birds when they came

    I am known as a headshot master

    just saw it off if you dont want anyone to see you using it

    anyway, birds are smarter than you'd think

    they send a bird to 'check it out', and if that bird doesn't die, the rest will come. If you kill one, you have to move its body or the rest will not come around

    I don't think they can smell the blood, because the ground always gets soaked with blood when I do this, but they still keep coming.

    maybe they just really like dog food.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Just regular Iams will work for this in a small bucket?
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    Bradley Florida Man
    how loud is the snap on a .177?
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    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    just put the dog food in a pile on the ground

    any dry dog food will do

    a pellet gun isn't that loud, it sounds like a screen door slamming or something.

    I forgot to add, you will need a 'blind', or some cover where the birds can't see you\

    they like, send scouts to check the food, so wait until they get comfortable with the situation before shooting

    we would sit inside a room and shoot outside through an open window
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    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    I would always laugh at how the birds did things

    they would sit on the telephone wires, looking down at the food, and then they would send one bird to investigate

    first the scout bird would do a fly by

    then it would land nearby for a second, then fly away again

    then it would come back and land a bit closer, but only for a second

    then they land next to the food and fly away again

    if nothing happens, the bird comes back and starts eating, and all the other birds come

    its pretty funny
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    I would always laugh at how the birds did things

    they would sit on the telephone wires, looking down at the food, and then they would send one bird to investigate

    first the scout bird would do a fly by

    then it would land nearby for a second, then fly away again

    then it would come back and land a bit closer, but only for a second

    then they land next to the food and fly away again

    if nothing happens, the bird comes back and starts eating, and all the other birds come

    its pretty funny
    Nice description of how to not get eated by predators.

    Also an air gun would do very well.

    Another idea is gether the following items:
    1 very strong rubber band
    1 hollow bic pen tube
    Some skewer sticks for kabobs and shit

    Now what you do is create a slinging device by pinching the rubber band at one end of the tube so the band is doubled over itself running along two sides leaving an opening in the front and the middle of the rubber band should be tight against the back of the pen.

    Load it up with a skewer pull back and let er rip. I made some pretty dangerous spear guns back in gradeschool with this method which went through multiple layers of cardboard and with a little practice you can get very accurate.
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    Pauly Roger Yung Blood
    Best bet is a crossman pumpmaster .177 bb gun with a pellet in it. Its quiet enough your nieghbors wont even notice and i can vouch to killing birds at about 100 feet away
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    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    While the birds are happily partying with each other and enjoying their food, you will be lining up your sights.....

    I bet you feel remorseful afterwards when you see the crumpled bird with blood still pumping out of it because its heart is still beating.
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    While the birds are happily partying with each other and enjoying their food, you will be lining up your sights…..

    I bet you feel remorseful afterwards when you see the crumpled bird with blood still pumping out of it because its heart is still beating.
    You sir have obviously never shot a bird. Blood isn't gonna squirt out of it regardless of weather it's a bb or a .22. Its honestly a problem of biology. It just doesn't have the vascular pressure to do that.
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    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    well, I didn';t mean like arterial spray or anything, jeeze/

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    Mayberry Houston
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    arthur treacher African Astronaut

    That thing looks awesome, but I bet it is really impractical in real life. I imagine that there are lots of points of failure in that thing, look at all the wires and connections. Will the weapon still work if one of those connections loosens or the wire inside gets severed somehow by being pinched or whatever? Can that thing handle dust, or moisture, or rough handling? And once the power source runs out, that thing is useless. That is the same reason why 'smart guns' will never work, because they require a battery, and if that battery or power source dies, the gun is useless.
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    Wolven Throne Yung Blood
    Four Winds Shotgun. Make a back up in case the first breaks and you need to kill the responding officers.
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    Industrial Houston
    did the .117 go good? i didn't totally get the situation but i bet you could try some kind of poison gas; i think they actually sell some just for this (gopher bombs aren't poisonous, i think, they just smell.)
    if that doesn't work out, maybe try a trap or something; you could probably make an air gun or buy a pcp, but refills either cost money or a lot of humping a bike pump.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    was going to mention a crossbow cocker.

    if you have trouble drawing a bow you're probably not going to be able to throw that torpedo without hurting yourself; they're fucking heavy and judging by the CS videos I've seen, will make a bird explode.

    if you're intent on making something, you'd be best off going for a slingshot, then a crossbow, then maybe a potato cannon (I've seen some pneumatic types that shoot AA-batteries and do some serious damage), then maybe a coilgun but that's more a fun experiment than practical.
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    Industrial Houston
    ^ potato cannon's a good idea, just make sure your piping kills the bird and not you
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2lDXoW78u0
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    I miss Fubi.
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