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  1. #81
    EasyDoesIt Tuskegee Airman
    Is it male or female?

    I missed a lot of shit while away aka tl;dr

    Dude, you didn't miss anything...lol
  2. #82
    Jared Fogle Yung Blood
    Is it male or female?

    I missed a lot of shit while away aka tl;dr

    Male:(

    Hydro, let us know if you ever poop out a female one and don't want it.
  3. #83
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Male:(

    Hydro, let us know if you ever poop out a female one and don't want it.

    Good ole Jared.
  4. #84
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    well, this story is a lot more insane than I ever picked up on
  5. #85
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you should pack your shit up and catch a boat to germany; they're letting everyone in

    a cramped cabin with a bunch of north african war criminals probably isn't any worse than your current living situation
  6. #86
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    My life is pretty shitty too. I have herniated discs in my back and back spams. My bnlood pressure is shit. My hair is turning white and falling out. Im a junkie. I have no friends, really. I havent gotten laid in like asoldi 2, 3 years. But im not unhappy. Couldnt say why. But I work at the shelter and the needle exchange…and I drive around at night bringing clothes and food, towels blackets, razors, shampoo, socks, etc- to people that need it. It means Instead of focusing on all the way s my life is fucked and all the choices I made and everything I ruined, all the things I can never get back- its not about me anymore. Im just a conduit. And at some point I may still choose to kill myself. I think its a valid choice to make. No one should have to drudge through an unhappy existence if there really is no hope of relief. But if Im helping one person even a little bit, then my being here is a positive.

    There is hope. I can fix you, and you can help fix me. Just showing me the world, like a child experiencing things for the first time, would be incredibly therapeutic. Let me help you so that I can also help myself by helping you and learning to accept others, to be helped by you, which would help you as well, in addition to the help received directly from me helping you, and us both helping each other just by being there. No, that last line wasn't grammatically serious, but I am serious about this and will hound you about it at every opportune moment.

    If you want to be a conduit, be a conduit for me. Help me to become the person I could be, to bring who I was capable of being online, which even then was only a fraction of my potential, into the real world. We could both experience something incredible. Channel my energy so that we can take back what's rightfully ours and succeed against the world.
  7. #87
    This is the greatest day of my life.
  8. #88
    Really what the FUCK is going on in here. This is the first time I've ever told one of my IRL friends about this place. For the record, she doesn't think Hydro or §m£ÂgØL should be raising a baby either.
  9. #89
    What did §m£ÂgØL write in the first part before he deleated it?
  10. #90
    Malice and CASPER sitting in a tree.

    B.U.T.T.H.O.L.E. F.I.N.G.E.R.I.N.G....

  11. #91
    Yo! I've figured it out. Malice and Casper get married and then adopt the child and we raise it as a community. We can all take turns babysitting it in TC , too.
  12. #92
    What did §m£ÂgØL write in the first part before he deleated it?
    He said that he doesn't give a shit about anyone here and posted his Sanctuary TTFN dick pic.
  13. #93
    This is the best thread.
  14. #94
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Yo! I've figured it out. Malice and Casper get married and then adopt the child and we raise it as a community. We can all take turns babysitting it in TC , too.


    As long as im the dude.
  15. #95
    What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
  16. #96
    What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    God dammit , how do you post gifs on this ghetto ass website?
  17. #97
    Click the A button on the upper right corner of the message box. Then the editor pops up. There's this thing that looks like a mountain with a sun, click that. Then copy the url into the thing that pops up. It might not work with imgur, though. I don't think you can hotlink their stuff.
  18. #98
    Yo! I've figured it out. Malice and Casper get married and then adopt the child and we raise it as a community. We can all take turns babysitting it in TC , too.


    LS studio 2 totse electric boogaloo edition
  19. #99
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    As long as im the dude.

    Well, I did offer to cook and clean and do chores for you. Gay marriage is legal now, we could try to find some way to scam it for legal/monetary benefits, but I doubt it wold be a good route. I think marrying rich Chinese for citizenship would be the best method.

    Also, something that reminded me of you and the ideas I used to have before lapsing into the severest level of major depression.

    Here in Milwaukee, the police are not allowed to chase fleeing vehicle. So now the Chicago gangs are back and running a lucrative auto theft business in Milwaukee. Usually stolen by minors because auto theft currently results in zero points in juvenile court. What used to be drug houses is now increasingly becoming mobile drug vehicles. Chief Flynn tries to spin it, but this is what is happening as a result of the policy. Point and Counterpoint

    Criminal arbitrage. We examine state (not limited to the US) laws and take advantage of suitable regions to plot major well planned crimes. Take advantage of our intelligence and level or knowledge, our foresight and planning, which is far higher than that of the average criminal.

    Think about the possibilities! How do you screw up with a no pursuit policy in place? They may as well be advertising,"CRIMINALS! Free money here! Go big and strike it rich!"
  20. Jared Fogle Yung Blood
    God dammit , how do you post gifs on this ghetto ass website?


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