A story. Read!!!

1. 2018-08-03 at 3:50 AM UTC

   #1
   Enterita African Astronaut
   A couple wanted a night out away from the kids, so they hired a babysitter. The sitter put the kids to bed early, and was getting quite hungry by the end of the night. She called the the parents and asked if she could use the Hellmann's mayonnaise in the cabinet to make a sandwich. There was silence on the phone. "Get the kids out of the house, I'll call the police," the dad said. "We don't have Hellmann's."
   
   Forward this to 5 other ppl and your crush will ask u out at midnight!
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   • RisiR †, 
   • The Self Taught Man
2. 2018-08-03 at 3:51 AM UTC

   #2
   WellHung Black Hole
   Smh
3. 2018-08-03 at 4:21 AM UTC

   #3
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   tl/dr
4. 2018-08-03 at 4:25 AM UTC

   #4
   

   The Self Taught Shitfucker Yung Blood
   9/10
5. 2018-08-03 at 4:30 AM UTC

   #5
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by The Self Taught Shitfucker 9/10

   
   Finally, some recognition!
6. 2018-08-03 at 7:05 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Actually lold. I remember the chain mail with the "clown statue".
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   • RisiR †
7. 2018-08-03 at 9:18 AM UTC

   #7
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   This is fucked up, yo.