If I were a particularly affectionate cephalopod...

1. 2018-08-01 at 1:40 PM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
   I'd be a cuddlefish!
2. 2018-08-01 at 11:40 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Every time I see this commercial I think of Lanny at the end.
   
   
3. 2018-08-01 at 11:45 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Do you know what you'd be if you were a vivacious but deadly arthropod?
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   A black dick sucking spider
4. 2018-08-02 at 12:24 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Quiet, cuddler.