ITT: We tell silly jokes

1. 2016-06-03 at 9:09 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   wHat did the cat say to the hat? beat the brat with a baseball bat!!!!!!
   
   hey kid i see you smilin you going UPSET ayyyy and i sayyyy it everydayyyyyy FOR EVERYONE I'VE nEVER MET
   
   NUMBER 5 FIVE FOVE I'M FEELIN IT
   
   DO YOU FEEL IT NOW MR. KRABS?
   
   I'VE GOT CRABS LIKE ALL THE REST
   
   I'VE GOT CRABS LIKE THE VERY BEST
   
   
2. 2016-06-03 at 9:20 PM UTC

   #2
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   A fox a lox a box a rocks a socks a talks a mox a shocks a chalks a hawks a stocks and a flocks walk into a docks. HA HA HAX
3. 2016-06-03 at 9:31 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Bill Krozby's entire life.
4. 2016-06-03 at 9:38 PM UTC

   #4
   Sharpie Houston
   [SIZE=16px]When you drink during the day, your dreams slowly die inside of you, but thats also a blessing, because your dreams are gonna die anyway.
   So you might as well have fun killing them.[/SIZE]
5. 2016-06-04 at 1:09 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   What did the triangle say to the circle?; You're pointless!