2016-11-05 at 2:16 AM UTC
Go to a video chat where people pay you tips to jack it on cam, "jack off", sign into a different account, find a different room and repeat until you've made enough money/ran out of fake semen. Sounds like a good hustle on paper at least. Do they make you prove its your real dick or anything? Otherwise you could record other dudes jacking off and play that video at a later date/different site. If they make you prove it really you...I guess just pop a Viagra and beat it for real.
2016-11-05 at 9:47 AM UTC
Just use a carrot with some tubing inside hooked up to a pump that you switch on when you "cum" and milk comes out.
2016-11-05 at 3:45 PM UTC
go back to the drawing board, actor. you'll get something soon.
2016-11-06 at 3:51 AM UTC
Or dress up in an easter bunny suit and fuck sombody with a carrot shaped strapon. I bet people would actually pay to see that lol.
2016-11-07 at 11:06 AM UTC
the ppl who pay moneys to wach one thign abuot them they are odsessed with cum