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  1. #1
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Wait, that's not right.



    Ah, yes. Good news, everyone!



    I've invented a device that increases the IQ of a user by 50 points!

    Observe! Take your average retarded user:

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Hey op i'd be down to join you in this rape as long as get the ass and you get the vag. While we are banging her I will say something like "i'll let you know when with your butt"

    ...and then run its post under the IQ-Modulator-5000.

    BEHOLD!

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby The smartest thing for me to do right now is cease the drug use, and be there for my daughter while she's still impressionable enough to become a decent person. I hold a human life in my hands right now, and by allowing myself to continue with this debauchery, just sets up an innocent child for the same lifestyle.
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  2. #2
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    His daughter is what, 6 now? 7?

    It's too late.
  3. #3
    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    I feel like my IQ went down 50 points reading this shit! ...where is this device? Can you crank it up and give me 75?
  4. #4
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie His daughter is what, 6 now? 7?

    It's too late.

    Oh, I saw a photo he posted and she was like, 3 years old, but now that I think about it, it's probably just the most recent photo he has.
  5. #5
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Enterita Oh, I saw a photo he posted and she was like, 3 years old, but now that I think about it, it's probably just the most recent photo he has.

    Yeah the pic where she is wearing little cowboy(girl) boots? It's pretty cute but it's pretty old. So she is probably something like 7 years old at this time.

    Bill Krozby please confirm.
  6. #6
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sophie Yeah the pic where she is wearing little cowboy(girl) boots? It's pretty cute but it's pretty old. So she is probably something like 7 years old at this time.

    Bill Krozby please confirm.

    Just the right age for you...huh, Chester the Molestor?
  7. #7
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Sophie His daughter is what, 6 now? 7?

    It's too late.

    no, its just right.

    6 is the age they can take a full pen without severe injuries.
  8. #8
    Originally posted by benny vader 6 is the age they can take a full pen without severe injuries.

    Maybe for you Asians.
  9. #9
    ECAP Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by benny vader no, its just right.

    6 is the age they can take a full pen without severe injuries.

    Tell us more
  10. #10
    Originally posted by Sophie His daughter is what, 6 now? 7?

    It's too late.

    Or exactly the rigjt time, for you.
  11. #11
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by ECAP Tell us more

    what do you want to know ???
  12. #12
    I wonder if Bill Krozby would let Sophie babysit his daughter
  13. #13
    Sophie would probably make Mary-Ann baby sit on his face.
  14. #14
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Captain Or exactly the rigjt time, for you.

    Of course. but DH beat you to it.
  15. #15
    Originally posted by benny vader what do you want to know ???

    Is "pen" short for penis?
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Captain Sophie would probably make Mary-Ann baby sit on his face.

    Gott damn rite. She was a qt3.14 last i saw her, i bet she still is.
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Maybe for you Asians.

    no, not really.

    white children / nigglets are bigger too.
  19. #19
    Originally posted by Sophie Of course. but DH beat you to it.

    I literally scrol right pazst their comments. They might as well not exist. Except ohfralala.
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  20. #20
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Captain Is "pen" short for penis?

    i thot it was obvious.

    pen, for penetration
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