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Suppose a cyber security firm has taken an interest in me.
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2016-09-25 at 2:35 AM UTCAnd not in the boy we should hire this guy sense. How worried should i be?
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2016-09-25 at 2:48 AM UTCStart doing a lot of meth and only shitpost. Become a zongo trianglist, take off all the tape from your webcams but be naked while you do it. Go on drug binges, get realllllyyy drunk before you use the internet and keep it up all year and people will get bored of watching you. Play a lot of video games.
Or just stop using the internet/only use public IP
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2016-09-25 at 2:51 AM UTCI would link you the report but you know... I am serial dood.
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2016-09-25 at 3:05 AM UTCBecome boring and nobody will care about you nigga. Stop being so cool and 1337.
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2016-09-25 at 3:14 AM UTC
Become boring and nobody will care about you nigga. Stop being so cool and 1337.
One does not simply stop being 1337. -
2016-09-25 at 3:54 AM UTC
One does not simply stop being 1337.
the advice to stop being 1337 goes the wrong way. The only way to get out of this one is to be more 1337 and counter hax them and destroy any information they have regarding your identity. Little did you know the Director had special interest in your case. A manhunt is launched and because you are now the Omega 1337 you have caught wind of this because of the RAT you installed in interpols server. You buy a one way plane ticket to brazil in cash and make your way to the airport. Sirens in the distance you know you have such little time to act. You get on a rooted Motorola bar phone, your emergency hacking machine. You hack into their police cars and crash them into eachother.
"that will show em" Omega 1337 Sophie thinks to himself. He makes it to the airport and makes the way to the terminal. "Fuck" Soph thinks to himself "I forgot about the diamonds". Using super hacking technology Omega 1337 hacked into the worlds most expensive diamond store and robbed them of all their most precious jediels. Even the family jediels. And the Queens jediels too also.
"Its too late, I cant turn back now. I will just have to start again" Soph thinks to himself as he steps on the plane. -
2016-09-25 at 4 AM UTC
the advice to stop being 1337 goes the wrong way. The only way to get out of this one is to be more 1337 and counter hax them and destroy any information they have regarding your identity. Little did you know the Director had special interest in your case. A manhunt is launched and because you are now the Omega 1337 you have caught wind of this because of the RAT you installed in interpols server. You buy a one way plane ticket to brazil in cash and make your way to the airport. Sirens in the distance you know you have such little time to act. You get on a rooted Motorola bar phone, your emergency hacking machine. You hack into their police cars and crash them into eachother.
"that will show em" Omega 1337 Sophie thinks to himself. He makes it to the airport and makes the way to the terminal. "Fuck" Soph thinks to himself "I forgot about the diamonds". Using super hacking technology Omega 1337 hacked into the worlds most expensive diamond store and robbed them of all their most precious jediels. Even the family jediels. And the Queens jediels too also.
"Its too late, I cant turn back now. I will just have to start again" Soph thinks to himself as he steps on the plane.
Good point.
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2016-09-25 at 4:05 AM UTCNuke all the drives, shred all the CP, burn this persona.
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2016-09-25 at 4:37 AM UTCI hope they read this. Hey assholes. Suck my dick.
