That girl I fucked from Tinder sent me a text message.

1. 2018-07-31 at 4:24 AM UTC

   #1
   Enterita African Astronaut
   And it implies she's pregnant, lmao.
   
   Just googled it: it takes up to 4 weeks to find out if you're pregnant or not, and I fucked her around June 5th July 5th, which is only like 3 weeks. So this is bullshit already.
   
   Wai girls lie? What is the point of this message? Do I bother meeting up with her or laugh and tell her to go fuck herself?
2. 2018-07-31 at 4:28 AM UTC

   #2
   apt Tuskegee Airman
   nigger
3. 2018-07-31 at 4:29 AM UTC

   #3
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by apt June 5th is almost 2 months ago. You're fucked.

   
   lmao, I meant July 5th.
4. 2018-07-31 at 4:31 AM UTC

   #4
   🐿 African Astronaut
   Congratulations.
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5. 2018-07-31 at 4:35 AM UTC

   #5
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Lol.
   
   Baby enter! 😊
6. 2018-07-31 at 4:37 AM UTC

   #6
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by 🐿 Congratulations.

   
   Thanks, dumbass!
   
   

   Pregnancy symptoms at 4 weeks. Normally you get your period about 4 weeks from the start of your last period, but if you're pregnant, the clearest sign at this point is a missed period. Many women still feel fine at 4 weeks, but others may notice sore breasts, fatigue, frequent urination, and nausea.

7. 2018-07-31 at 4:48 AM UTC

   #7
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   I wonder if it will follow in its father's footsteps and become an accomplished garbage truck backing up, or maybe a very successful robot.
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8. 2018-07-31 at 4:49 AM UTC

   #8
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by -SpectraL I wonder if it will follow in its father's footsteps and become an accomplished garbage truck backing up, or maybe a very successful robot.

   
   Genuine question: do you even know what Tinder is, old man?
9. 2018-07-31 at 5:35 AM UTC

   #9
   

   Manonfire African Astronaut

   Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol.
   
   Baby enter! 😊

   
   This ur new bitch enter isn't it nig?
10. 2018-07-31 at 6:14 AM UTC

    #10
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Manonfire This ur new bitch enter isn't it nig?

    
    I don't even know who the fuck that is. Is it a DH person? Why is she/he calling me Enter as well?
11. 2018-07-31 at 6:19 AM UTC

    #11
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    enter. I am your father.
12. 2018-07-31 at 6:21 AM UTC

    #12
    

    Manonfire African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Enterita I don't even know who the fuck that is. Is it a DH person? Why is she/he calling me Enter as well?

    
    Dont trust her my man......
    I was DUPED!!!!!!
13. 2018-07-31 at 6:24 AM UTC

    #13
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Manonfire Dont trust her my man……
    I was DUPED!!!!!!

    
    I don't trust any woman.
14. 2018-07-31 at 6:25 AM UTC

    #14
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol FUCK!
    
    Snitching ass dyke. 😒
15. 2018-07-31 at 6:28 AM UTC

    #15
    

    Manonfire African Astronaut
    I GOT U BITCH!
16. 2018-07-31 at 6:28 AM UTC

    #16
    

    Manonfire African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Enterita I don't trust any woman.

    
    Never ever ever ever do my man