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Stalpanof's Milacron Monday 7/30/2018

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    STALPANOF Yung Blood (banned) [hilariously waft my nitrazepam]
    Howdy everyone.
    Stalpanof here.
    Hope everyone had a great frig frag weekend :)

    I had a great weekend.
    On Saturday I got manic and spent 7 hours "trying" to fix stuff.
    That was fun except I never really got much of anything fixed.

    Then yesterday I went to a baseball game.

    It was a lot of fun and I got drunk and lost my ID.
    Now I feel like an undocumented immigrant.

    After that I went to where I fell down.


    Then I got a little more drunk.
    I ate a lot of food and drank some more.

    I passed out pretty early and woke up at midnight with a hang-over.
    I cycled between sleeping and lying there awake holding piss in my dick with my fist.

    Now I am up and at 'em.
    And I am about to have a wonderful fucking day.

    I love you all very much.
    Bye-now.
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  2. #2
    WellHung Black Hole
    Shut up, dweeb.
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    STALPANOF Yung Blood (banned) [hilariously waft my nitrazepam]
    Originally posted by WellHung Shut up, dweeb.

    You are that annoying, crying for attention child at the grocery store that I want to kick in the head.
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  4. #4
    Manonfire African Astronaut
    Fona?
  5. #5
    Originally posted by STALPANOF

    I am seriously impressed with this picture. Considering framing it for my desk.
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  6. #6
    Manonfire African Astronaut
    Why didn't u save MALICE fona
  7. #7
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Privet comrade Stalpanof. Cyka blyat idi nahui.
  8. #8
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by STALPANOF You are that annoying, crying for attention child at the grocery store that I want to kick in the head.

    Triggered?
  9. #9
    STALPANOF Yung Blood (banned) [hilariously waft my nitrazepam]
    Originally posted by Manonfire Why didn't u save MALICE fona

    Save him from what?
  10. #10
    STALPANOF Yung Blood (banned) [hilariously waft my nitrazepam]
    Update:
    Just talked to my sexy AF CandyRein.
    Had not heard from her in a week.
    She was mad but it was all just a silly misunderstanding.
    Or she is lying about being mad and just wanted to see if I was going to be extra horny when she finally came back into my life.
    Things happen and people die.
    All I know is I am in love with her.
    Sacrifices have been made.
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  11. #11
    CandyRein Black Hole
    ROFL @ sacrifices have been made ♥️😂
  12. #12
    itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
    Hi Fona, glad to see you back
  13. #13
    STALPANOF Yung Blood (banned) [hilariously waft my nitrazepam]
    Originally posted by CandyRein ROFL @ sacrifices have been made ♥️😂

    I have yet to receive my "Thanks" button.
    Either because I never ever used it last time or because I haven't hit the required posts yet.
    But if I could "Thank" I would thank you and send some instant gratification your way.
    I love you.
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    STALPANOF Yung Blood (banned) [hilariously waft my nitrazepam]
    Originally posted by itybit Hi Fona, glad to see you back


    If Lanny finds out I am here I will be banned again.

    Glad to see your avatar.
    NICE!
  15. #15
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Love you too, Fona..😘
    You’ll get a thanks button soon I think it’s just because you’re on a new profile
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    STALPANOF Yung Blood (banned) [hilariously waft my nitrazepam]
    Originally posted by CandyRein Love you too, Fona..😘
    You’ll get a thanks button soon I think it’s just because you’re on a new profile

    I am not Fona.
    Who is Fona???


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  17. #17
    CandyRein Black Hole
    It was a typo.. I meant, Stalpanof 🙂 LOL, I had to edit that twice to get it right
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    STALPANOF Yung Blood (banned) [hilariously waft my nitrazepam]
    Originally posted by ohfralala I am seriously impressed with this picture. Considering framing it for my desk.

    Thank you.
    Hope you are having a good day.
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    STALPANOF Yung Blood (banned) [hilariously waft my nitrazepam]
    Originally posted by CandyRein It was a typo.. I meant, Stalpanof 🙂 LOL, I had to edit that twice to get it right

    I hate typos
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  20. #20
    STALPANOF Yung Blood (banned) [hilariously waft my nitrazepam]
    OMFG I forgot I have to go to work.
    Where has my head been?
    I know where I want it.
    Love you CandyRein
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